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Another quick one or you...........if you have not done so already get yourself an Knocklink. It will show you if you are getting any form of Det/ Knock from your engine. []

If you are in any doubt as to whether the car was mapped for uk uel then get it checked out. Myself presonnally was informed that my car was mapped for UK fuel when it landed in Britain, however after a visit to Andyf last year for a remap he was able to tell me that the car had indeed NOT been mapped. When he plugs in his ECUTEK software he can tell how many times the ecu has been tweaked. Now assuming that your car is a classic you would really want the apexi kit, am sure someone that has gone through this will be able to shed abit more light on the matter. I ran my car on optimax with afew trips up and down the motorway from Hereford without any dramas but arter getting it mapped it gave me the full fuzzy feeling that it was bombproof. As a matter of course, if you are unsure i would be running on optimax with booster until you are 100% happy with the state of your cars map. []

Why thank you!!........always thought i had an eye for detail and taste []

Now bearing in mind i am no artist, i have come up with afew ideas on mods for you. Am sure if you speak to BigAndy he can get his mate to sort the vinyls out. There are of course afew rough edges to smoothe out and colour schemes to re-jig........but personnally i think it is ....."DA BOMB!!!" SHNIZZLE MA TWIZZLE!!!! []

*mental note to oneself*............"Be present when the Ho's are about" []

Have a good one, where abouts you going? Bring me back a gator......fancy a new pet!!! []

Looks like you could float across the clyde in that barge!!! [][] Now go get some mudflaps and gold alloys on it!!! []

[] Hope you manage it buddy, i will probably give up at some point but as long as my ar$e still faces south just now then i will continue with gusto and vigour!!

nope not me!!...............stuff em all, if i wanna smoke and pollute the place then i shall. My right for living in a democracy []

Got any pics from the night?

Until you step outside and get hit with the pollution from, cars, lorries, buses and everyone smoking outside. [][]

The jury is still out in this corner i'm afraid. [^o)]

Could do with getting de-tangoed too []

What have Nuns got to do with this???? [8-)][]

Happy Birthday Rosie.........25 or 26 this year?? [][]

In the beginning God created the Heavens and the Earth and populated the Earth with broccoli, cauliflower, spinach, and green, yellow and red vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives. Then using God's great gifts, Satan created Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream and Krispy Crème Donuts. And Satan said "You want chocolate with that?" and Man said "Yes!" and Woman said, "and while you're at it add some sprinkles." And they gained 10 pounds. And Satan smiled. And God created the healthful yoghurt that Woman might keep the figure that Man found so fair. And Satan brought forth white flour from the wheat, and sugar from the cane and combined them. And Woman went from size 6 to size 14. So God said "Try my fresh green salad." And Satan presented Thousand-Island Dressing, buttery croutons and garlic toast on the side. And Man and Woman unfastened their belts following the repast. God then said "I have sent you heart healthy vegetables and olive oil in which to cook them." And Satan brought forth deep fried fish and chicken and fried steak so big it needed its own platter. And Man gained more weight and his cholesterol went through the roof. God then created a light, fluffy white cake, named it "Angel Cake" and said "It is good." Satan then created chocolate cake and named it "Devil's Food". God then brought forth running shoes so that His children might lose those extra pounds. And Satan gave cable TV with a remote control so Man would not have to toil changing the channels. And Man and Woman laughed and cried before the flickering blue light and gained pounds. Then God brought forth the potato, naturally low in fat and brimming with nutrition. And Satan peeled off the healthful skin and sliced the starchy centre into chips and deep-fried them. And Man gained pounds. God then gave lean beef so that Man might consume fewer calories and still satisfy his appetite. And Satan created McDonald's and its £1 double cheeseburger. Then said "You want fries with that?" and Man replied "Yes! And super size them!" And Satan said "It is good." And Man went into cardiac arrest. God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery. Then Satan created the National Health Service. Thought for the day There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040 there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.... [][][]

Try it and you will find out it is one of the best rushes you can get!!! [] RED ON!........GREEN ON!!...GO GO GO!!!!! []

Do the whole f@cking lot of em!!!

won't be like that for long i bet!!!

Aaaaahhhh.......understand now [] i actually would'ntmind Beirut........change of scenery but still good for a tan!! []

2 sales and 1 purchase for Gummy.........enjoy the wheels and i told you the tread was good......chancer!!! []

Well i don't know about anyone else but this thread is a monkey puzzle to me [*-)]

Good news!!! Told you it would be ok []

Good to see Evo drivers give themselves bad reps too. But then again you get pr1cks driving allsorts. i would have got out and had a "word" with the tube

Nice one! Squirrel...........get a f*cking haircut you hippy!!!! There is only one LHFOJ!! []