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No' bad but av goat tae keep an edgy cos the radges wan' tae knock ma motor When will they bring up the word "boaby" !

Git yer bakooies tae the box ya bunch o' plamfs !! ( a review o' Scottish patter and it's v.funny ) Chase yersels Cal

Blow me you goat grooming gimp ! I get tired of dirt tracks and love the tarmac stuff as it's the closest to everyday life. Oh and the cars look cooler with larger rims

Great news Pete ..........my fiancee is a primary teacher and specialises in P1&2 so give us a holler if need be

Bump - is no-one else excited about this ! WRC + Ashphalt gives me a Packy Bonnar

Thanks guys Looks like I'll go for Prodrive springs and drop links ........ . Is it only Subaru UK that stocks these springs ? I'll need to look into the brakes as they are CRAP !!! The old Honda CTR's brakes were immense as standard and I really miss em'. In a TG test they "outbroke" a 911 and once lasted 15 hard assed laps at KH with no fade Cheers Cal

I have read lots on SN about this after hearty searching but thought I'd ask in here too ? What do I need to spend to improve the chassis set-up on a moderate budget ? Eibachs or prodrive springs ? Should I bother with drop links and if so just the rears ? Thanks in advance Cal

Can one of the mods bless Mr Crosby with an avatar along the lines of this ?

Good luck matey - you'll be a North Sea tiger on no time Typical Enso Rig Useful videos for you ? Cheers Cal p.s Jamie - lets' see if you can whack a VTA dump valve on the crane

Foook me - that was rapido ! Forum power

Lookin' Johno - your family dog will be a happy man again as he'll be able to hear you coming again You gonna get anti-lag fitted ?! Enjoy the new chariot Cal

i think it looks well smart.........but it won't have a burble ;D

Those flaps set the car off a treat Andy ................shaweet

Stevpris anchor on the back of a Maersk anchor handling vessel boat - I have moved 40 rigs in my short offshore career and have seen mair anchors than i care to mention.............These vessels have circa 18,000 bhp ! but let's get back on topic >>>>>>>>>>>> Jools pimp assed brakes & those "groovey" discs

They look immense ! I can only imagine that when you apply the brake pedal firmly it's like throwing one of these outta the back of yer car Will you be testing these at KH soon ? Cheers cal

I keep on meaning to mention that one of the biggest bonuses of working offshore is that you can pretty much live where ever you wish (within reason ). Usually, you are not tied to an onshore location and I know of lots of folk who stay in france, spain and even Thailand..

Read hear then prepare for a ball ache You will need a small drill and mucho patience ! Do not hurry this job

Some nice offshore piccies in here ................

Dougsy - it that whay you tell Dianne when your off in the Wagon on a dogging tour of Scotland I hate and love Golf depending on my mood. Dont play very often and it's usually through work - at the moment I'm off it and the new bag ain't see uv light for months Have a splendid a ( view of some wummins ) round my son Cal

Dont forget that 82% goes to Gordon Brown !! blame that focker ! Fuel was the equivalent of 40 p a litre when I was in Canada last week - heart breaking

forgot to add that the Ignis sport is a cool wee car and is kicking' ass on the rally scene - not a bad buy IMHO

Very sorry to hear this I used to be a VTR man myself a few years ago.... Take digital pics of the car Chrissy and get the shoulder number of the cops - this may help with insurance. Time to ask the sleeping Mexican if you can get on his insurance Good luck Cal

I assume you have all seen this ? Who fertit' ? ! --------------- ABERDEEN MAN PUTS WIND UP AFRICANS ------------------ ANDY PHILIP 09:00 - 12 August 2005 An Aberdeen man caused a strain in international relations after he fell foul of what were termed cultural differences with colleagues in an African oil industry office. The employee was on loan from Schlumberger's city offices to Gabon, west Africa, when he ran into trouble. Offended co-workers filled in an official "hazardous situation report" to bosses, complaining about the employee's flatulence. They said he claimed it was normal behaviour where he came from. The report, filed under "biohazard", suggested a closed office environment could not cope with the problem and that people's health and work performance was being affected. Health and safety officials drafted a warning to the worker, highlighting cultural differences. "If this behaviour is normal where you come from, you should know you are on international ground and should respect other people's health and culture," it stated. He was invited to discuss his habit at a Monday morning meeting and assured managers would assist in "understanding the intercultural environment where we all live and work". It was also suggested that all workers from Aberdeen should be warned that such behaviour was not a joke. Drawing attention to potential cross-cultural pitfalls, Graeme Anthony, North Sea operations manager with Schlumberger, said: "We work with many cultures and in some of them, certain things aren't acceptable. "Some people say that passing wind is offensive, but the guy from Aberdeen obviously thought it was a joke." He said the report was now closed and defended the confusion over international etiquette. "In some countries, it's offensive to take off shoes," he said. "We don't have a list of everything that can and can't be done in every country. I doubt it would be acceptable behaviour here either, but he was probably just being a normal Aberdeen loon." According to the hazard report, information will be handed out at the west African office warning all new employees that public displays of flatulence will not be tolerated.

Dave - sounds good - is that thing MAF friendly as I may consider one if it is The exhaust is still a WR Sport BB but is now mated to an Afterburner unresonated centre pipe and Afterburner decat centre - very burbley and very bassy - me like it very much from 0 - 6000 revs Stephen - initally i was nailing on the highways until i saw the signs they had up sayng that if you were caught doing a paltry 80 mph you'd be fine about $270 ! Feck that Talking with my cousins they tell me that they do have a points system and start off with 10 and if you drop to zero it's by bye license. This was for Ontario so it may be different elsewhere Cheers Cal