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ScoobySteve69

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  1. Ok, I desperately need my car sorting with a remap. Can anyone recommend a GOOD place that can sort it out, preferably near...ish to Wrexham (North Wales) and not Dyno Demon ?
  2. It`s a biiiiiiig change mate and yes the powaaaaa is a lot of fun The FTO is being collected this weekend btw Mine and Ellies `mini meets` just won`t be the same now
  3. Yep http://forums.sidc.co.uk/index.php?showtopic=147246
  4. Thanks for that guys, more or less agreed with advice I had on the FTOOC I`ll look into those brands now then. How`s it going Paul.....I found myself a nice one in the end (AKA SteveGPX)
  5. I`m thinking about buying a digital SLR camera but don`t know much / anything about them. I`ve at least narrowed it down to a brand....Olympus. Tbh, it`ll only be for occasional use but I just want a decent camera . My budget is around £250 so what can I expect for that price and what should I look for in one? Thanks.
  6. Very nice, didn`t reckon much of the car though
  7. The bit about Labour is spot on
  8. I don`t know you but welcome back That`s good news about your lad
  9. You got it then, nice one. Like I said, love that colour, really looks nice. You got the same alloys as me. The first thing I did was get some new Prodrive centre caps
  10. My VIN is displayed on the windscreen and I also found them on my door edges too. There`s probably more somewhere too
  11. Am I not right then? I thought a standard STi was around 260 with the WRX at 225 ish
  12. Don`t forget though, any plate which has anything like you stated on it will be classed as a show plate and therefore not road legal. Saying that, I had plates made up for my FTO with Taz the Tazmanian Devil on it and ran round for 2 years, but I was probably just lucky
  13. Here`s the link http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/SUBARU-2-DOOR-WRX-ST...=item2eaca73a94
  14. You must be a fountain of knowledge by now then (Just what I need )
  15. Thanks for all the replies / opinions everyone
  16. WTTC mate. I haven`t been here long either but I`ve learnt a lot
  17. Don't give yourself time to think......just do it For Dementia B elow are four (4 ) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately . OK? Let's find out just how clever you really are.... First Question: You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in? Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second! Try not to screw up next time. Now answer the second question, but don't take as much time as you took for the first question, OK ? Second Question: If you overtake the last person, then you are...? Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person? You're not very good at this, are you? Third Question: Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only . Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it. Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000 . Now add 30. Add another 1000 . Now add 20 . Now add another 1000 Now add 10 . What is the total? Did you get 5000? The correct answer is actually 4100. If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator! Today is definitely not your day, is it? Maybe you'll get the last question right.... Maybe. Fourth Question: Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter? Did you Answer Nunu? NO! Of course it isn't. Her name is Mary.! Read the question again! Okay, now the bonus round: A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action ! of brushing his teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done. Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants? He just has to open his mouth and ask... It's really very simple.... Like you! KEEP THIS GOING TO FRUSTRATE THE SMART PEOPLE IN YOUR LIFE
  18. Dunno if they`re true but wouldn`t surprise me nowadays. These are genuine answers (from 16 year olds) Q. Name the four seasons A. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar Q. Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink A. Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists Q. How is dew formed A. The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire Q. What causes the tides in the oceans A. The tides are a fight between the earth and the moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins the fight Q. What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on A. If you are buying a house they will insist that you are well endowed Q. In a democratic society, how important are elections A. Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election Q. What are steroids A. Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs (Shoot yourself now , there is little hope) Q. What happens to your body as you age A. When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental Q. What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty A. He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery (So true) Q Name a major disease associated with cigarettes A. Premature death Q. What is artificial insemination A. When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow Q. How can you delay milk turning sour A. Keep it in the cow (Simple, but brilliant) Q. How are the main 20 parts of the body categorised (e.g. The abdomen) A. The body is consisted into 3 parts - the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels: A, E, I, O and U (What the *!!*???) Q.. What is the fibula? A. A small lie Q. What does 'varicose' mean? A. Nearby Q. What is the most common form of birth control A. Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium (That would work) Q. Give the meaning of the term 'Caesarean section' A. The caesarean section is a district in Rome Q. What is a seizure? A. A Roman Emperor. (Julius Seizure, I came, I saw, I had a fit) Q. What is a terminal illness A. When you are sick at the airport. (Irrefutable) Q. Give an example of a fungus. What is a characteristic feature? A. Mushrooms. They always grow in damp places and they look like umbrellas Q. Use the word 'judicious' in a sentence to show you understand its meaning A. Hands that judicious can be soft as your face. (OMG) Q. What does the word 'benign' mean? A. Benign is what you will be after you be eight Q. What is a turbine? A. Something an Arab or Shreik wears on his head
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