Och, not as long as you might think - I'm a dab-hand with the HTML/forum tags Aye, ah know - just messin' Did you ever go into the chippy, find no-one at the counter apart from one big huge woman, think to yourself "ah great, no queues!", then discover to your utter dismay that this woman is actually collecting an order for a family of twenty-three! Happens to me all the time... who are these people!?