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Dearest admin Please can you email me - chrisprovan@yahoo.co.UK and tell Me what my password is for my famous user profile Gumball For verification- racing suit highland run, winston, goats, deathstar

I drive so fast no one ever bothers me !!!!

SHED

WELL DONE !!!

Your great !!!!

Im probably going to shaft my eggs for most of this month Feb- Find a new boyfriend March- Lick my own steaming plums April- Much of the same and so on and so forth

Neither, i have now started smoking my own roderick

LOL THE ACE OF SPADES, THE ACE OF SPADES YES BOSS

Some of you guys are real gay

It means that once you go with winston you never again want to be left out in the cold when it comes to butty love

Whilst manouvring in and out of the traffic just north of Jebrovia, a car pulled up alongside me with blue flashing lights on its roof and front grille. Hmmmmm i pondered to myself, what could this be? As i wound down my window, BANG, someting hit me between the eyes. It was pink and shaped like a mans peepee. I woke to find myself tied to a butchers bench in the sleepy town of Bratislaviano, just outside Bratislava with nothin on but a pair of wooden clogs hand crafted from the remains of the Mary Sellest with a large aboriginal man standing over me holding a pint of beer. Initially i thought "is he actually waking me up and giving me a pint?" No sooner had the thoughts lingered across my sensory sensors for a split second, there was a flash and a bang. I had a strange feeling of floating and could taste smoke. There before me were 3 men dressed in green coveralls holding Lee Enfield rifles shouting "get on your knees, get on your knees". As i took to my knees a man called winston entered the room.....................................................

Yes, i understand what he is asking for but thanks for the additional clarification Have a smashing evening

i think its absolutely smashing !!!

hahahahahahah, i know that the talents of photoshop are almost endless but your effectively posting up a photo of the inside of a dog shat and asking for it to be transformed into a bed of roses

Thats exactly what my boss says- " Ahhhh young master Provan, i see youve been spending some time creating masterpieces like this again, when technically you should be out selling" hjahahahahahahahaha

Hi Mate, I spent some time on it this morning. If you like it, i can bang one out

It is now starting to effect the Information Technology space in terms of sales and opportunities. As the Sales Director for a Glasgow and London based SME specialising in services and solutions around information management, it's becoming slightly tougher to identify new opportunities and really begin the engagement process. Meaning slower deal times and less commission. The real areas to concentrate on following the recent recession situation seems to be identifying RETURN ON INVESTMENT, TCO AND COMPLIANCE FEAR. I used to smoke cigars in Hawai, now i smoke fag douts from the city center bins. My goat is hungry too. Gumball

Young lunatics clambering around the summit of Ben Ann I took this shot on the way to a meeting in Central London

What time does it start? Alex Harvey is brilliant

couldnt you just ask him/her what they mean and why theyre sending you PMS that dont make sense. Sounds like someone has been drinking the avgas and thought you needed abused like the man encourager you are

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have you tried the 10,000 mile service shop?

not that one, the FFF

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