As i strolled slowly through the fields in the holiday town of Jebrovia, I sensed a strange feeling i was being followed. I carried on heading towards the local post office where i was going to buy 3 second class stamps which would enable me to send my grannies xmas card in plenty of time.
After about possible 600 metres, I could here heavy footsteps behind me as i realised i was being stalked.
I turned around and saw this rather large and slender man in front of me. He was holding what appeared to be a sack and a syth.
What immediately struck me as being strange, was the fact that on his twisted and mutilated feet he wore a pair of hand crafted wooden clogs !!!
He looked down at the basket my left hand was aimlessly clutching onto and murmered "my....they are fantastic looking eggs you have".
As i turned to walk away, he grabbed me by the neck, twisted my basket and my eggs smashed on the floor.
Against my will, he took me to a log cabin in the woods and did terrible things to me
Yes, he stole my stamps, eggs and xmas card for my granny.
Oh dear