the squiggle

Stop postings pics of my ugly mug as i got a bit of a complex already!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mine is also the heavyweight jacket but a couple of years older. I think Will Smiths jacket is also a heavyweight jacket but a newer design. Grant

I always drive with extreme caution. Thats what the turbo boost button is for ......... to get past the high-siders before they fall over. I seen a van topple over on the flyover at the airport. Grant

Andy..................maybe i was, maybe i wasn't but judging by the look on her face, i wasn't. Brian..................people in glass houses should not throw stones.................. Grant

LOL Hows the weather over there? Grant

SSSSSHHHHHH Im sleeping. Grant

<< This one was taken at the Santa Cruise .. I'm the handsome one on the left beside the dodgy FBI agent on the right Will Smith and Tommy-Lee Jones eat your heart out .. Steve >> Stevo, who is the skinny looking freak beside, it looks as if the boy could do with a good square meal inside him. Here is one of Imy and myself, not to good but it is the only one i have stored on this computer. Grant

I am still heading over for about 1830 so at least 2 of us will be there. Grant

<< Hi Gordon You'll be made most welcome,we don't bite Cheers, Del >> Well i do, sometimes................. Grant

No probs mate. I am sure i will get rid of it without ot much hassle. I will investigate the Barras market on Saterday to see if the can produce Glasgow copies. New GT4 is a DVD9 which is dual layer and a bit trickier to copy at 6.6.gb. Grant

<< messiah 3 switchable chip compatible? if so how much for unt copy? cheers >> It should work on the Messiah 3 as my machine is a Messiah 1 chip and it ran cool. I paid 37 pounds for the game plus 7 pounds delivery so if you offer me something in that sort off region. I never paid any import tax on the first game that arrived through the post from Japan. This game should arrive Wedensday or Thurs, hopefully. When it arrives i will post up here and if you still want it, give me a shout. Grant

and you would have won. Being a moderator the Dougster will probably vapourise the thread. Good thing i follow motorsport you dont get this kind of thing. Grant

Anyone who has a "chipped" PS2 buy the Jap version of GT4. The main items on the menu are in English with a very helpful website that translates the rest so its a doddle to navigate and get started. All the Impreza range is there, well the performance models, V1 STI, V2 STI, V3 STI Type R, V4 STI, V5 STI, V6 STI Type R, V4 STI Wagon, 22B, V7 STI (bugeye), V8 STI (blobeye) and more apparently. First car i bought was a Toyota Levin AE-86 (Corrolla). Started off at an astmatic 130ps now running a fine 230hp with a HKS twin plate clutch and LSD. Second car i bought was a second hand WRX STI Version 2 with 77000kms on the clock. Started off at 275ps now running a healthy 480ps. The representation of the handling is second to none with minor differences in each of the cars handling slightly diffrently. Taking a Merc 190e 2.5 Cosworth round the Nordschlieffe is a white knuckle ride in the extreme, switch off the traction control and stability management and the fun gets better. Over 700 cars ranging from a 1949 VW Beetle through to the new M5 Beemer. Rally cars ranging from the T16 205 to the Series 10 Impreza Over 100 tracks including the Lemans circuit and the old Nurburgring. There is no online play as such but it can be done through Kai-link so world domination might become an issue. Point of post i will have an original Jap copy of this game arriving during the week. Ordered off Ebay under the impression the item was located in the UK it turns out it is coming from Hong Kong. So if anyone has a chipped PS2 and would like a copy of GT4 before everybody else then give me a shout. Grant

<< << And your point is................................... Grant please tell me there is a Shell garage on the island for the loverly Optimax. If so then i will be there in the summer. Sounds just like Millport except bigger, just over 7 mins in a shed of an Orion by some skinny looking freak............................................................................................. Grant >> I'll be there too That Orion doesnt happen to be the Citrus yellow chav mobile u used to race everyone in with it's vascar-esque camera mount!!!!!! >>

<< The 24 mile circuit of "Moi Island!!" (Its moin you know!!) More manx type tarmac than the Nureinburgring but theres many a "Fangio", Marquis, Chav, and wee inexperienced boy in a 1430 mini been pulled out of a field by a John Deere, the farmers silence being bought with the promise of paying for the fence and a bottle of Single Malt. There are 3 other circuits incorporated in this, the 11 mile south circuit, The 8 mile north circuit ( Record 7min 4 sec held by a craggy faced middle aged fellow with a faded tan) including the infamous Balianally Straights where 145 whatever can be reached and the " Full Cresta" being the rollercoaster ride of your life round the 24 miles. Not wanting to draw attention to spirited driving, The Islands finest can be located via a Mobile call and the circuit chosen accordingly. I obviously have no experience of this, its only what Ive heard. Draw your own conclusions...... Callum, High Protector and Guardian of Bute >> Please tell me there is a Shell garage on the island for the loverly Optimax. If so then i will be there in the summer. Sounds just like Millport except bigger, just over 7 mins in a shed of an Orion by some skinny looking freak............................................................................................. Grant

Welcome to the mad house mate. For you to have fun with some piece of mind your will need the following. Knocklink, AFR meter, Uprated fuel pump and regulator. Grant

Motorsport wheels out in Cambuslang are the main distributers of Toyo tyres. They dont normally sell to the general public but if you tell them you are a self employed mechanic it will work out. The last time i bought 17's for the Honda and they were only £55 each as opposed to £100 from Hi-Q. Grant

The wheels that were designed fior the car are the best for the job. I like my gold STI wheels and i like the way it handles because of them. Grant

Holy gwacimoly* Batman. You dont hings half arsed do you Jamie. Grant

As per title. Give us your top 3 best driving road in Scotland. 1. A702 Elvanfoot to St John's Town of Dalry 2. A701 Moffet to Broughton 3. A82 Tyndrum to Fort William

<< And there's me thinking you named it after the dog from The Dambusters!!!!!!!!! Must have been something else you were shouting at that night outside your hoose >> Did you ever get the message Patch left for you in back seat. Thats a good boy now roll over and i will scratch your tummy. At least he is not named after a Gladiator, ITV not Roman. Grant

<< All I know are my Radius R3s are heavier than Andy's wallet!!! But I am a tart at heart!! >> Heavier than Andy's wallet now come on thats just being silly. IMHO the best wheels for a Scoob are the Rays Engineering 16 inch alloys that were std fit on the S201. They were made by Volk and i believed there were based on the TE-37 but were lighter in colour with the STI centre cap. http://www.subaru-sti.co.jp/product/s201/ The tart bit is completely true. No arguments there at all. Grant

<< That would be a good topic!! Wheel and tyre weight!! BRB, off out in the snow to get a wheel off!! >> Snow. Where..................i want some snow whore action. Grant

I have a side side exit that scares the bee-jeesus out of the old biddies in the sheltered homes. Since you are not mentally ill with an I.Q lower than your shoe size this will not suit you. Grant

Whats next Jamie? Still sticking with a Scoob or do you feel the pull of the "darkside" or now for something completely different. Grant

Mapping god would be a good derscription but dont say that to him. Grant