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We had a surprise 3" dump yesterday evening with a particularly slippery kind of snow! Was hilarious watching all the RWD BMW's still with summer tyres trying to get home

There's nothing worse than a "surprise dump" no matter what size it is!!

Well for what it's worth i think this is a great site and so is Aberdeen Scoobies! I don't get the chance to attend many meets but i enjoy the ones i do attend. As some of you know the Skye run was not the best of fun for me (fcukin lorry) BUT i still had a great time when i was taking part (appart from following a neep and getting lost ). Even the nightmare that was the Indian meal was a laugh and driving home at 50mph all the way to Cruden Bay from Skye (6hrs)was a laugh (OK, i'm lying now). Getting passed on the dual carriagway by a HiLux towing a caravan was a laugh............not!

People make of things what they want, or what they are, and that can't be changed. But as has been said already if you don't like it, f*ck off somewhere else and moan!

when it was still all shiney and new!!

Wan*ers in the government / health service who sit back and think "hmm, alcohol abuse costs us millions so lets punish EVERYONE by putting the price up"!!!!!

Well, **** off, i like a beer and don't want to pay for some other sh*t idea you come up with!

Wan*ers in the government / health service who sit back and think "hmm, alcohol abuse by underage drinkers costs us millions so lets put the minimum age to drink up"!!!!!

Well enforce the current fcuking law instead of creating a new version you morons. Put Bobbies back on the beat instead of sitting in unmarked cars catchin joe bloggs doin 15mph over the limit on an open fcukin road for gods sake!

NO, i'm not obsesed by alcohol, i just like to drink a lot of it

WHATS THAT ABOUT THEN???

Well, Welcome to the pleasure dome was a song by Frankie goes to Hollywood as was Relax (Don't do it) and its just a play on words - childish fun mate that's all. You will need to get used to the childish fun on here............

Now THERE'S an idea... I'm getting tailgated about the town all the time... just for driving at the speed limit... does my head in...

Check this out!!!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/232777.stm

I'm pig sick of the bangs, rattles and knocking noises from mine - i just turn the fcukin radio up louder now!

Frankie says RELAX.

Don't do it!

I'm from the Peterhead area and work in Aberdeen. Welcome aboard!

Welcome to the pleasure dome.

An Irish priest was transferred to Texas.. Father O'Malley rose from

his bed one morning. It was a fine spring day in his new Texas mission

parish.

He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of

the beautiful day outside.

He then noticed there was a jackass lying dead in the middle of his

front lawn.

He promptly called the local police station......

The conversation went like this:

''Good morning. This is Sergeant Jones. How might I help you?''

''And the best of the day te yerself... This is Father O'Malley at St.

Ann 's Catholic Church. There's a jackass lying dead in me front lawn."

Sergeant Jones, considering himself to be quite a wit, replied with a

smirk, ''Well now Father, it was always my impression that you people

took care of the last rites!''

There was dead silence on the line for a Long

Moment...........................................

Father O'Malley then replied:

''Aye, 'tis certainly true; but we are also obliged to notify the next of kin.''

2 bags of cement helps alot but murders the fuel ecomony

Or a 56kg bag o tatties

Especially since her praying mary ornament is on the bedside cabinet

Hey min settle doon or i'll hae tae pish in yer beenie hat!

Says the man who sits down to pee.

I always sit down to pee fin i'm blootered - and i still mange tae pish on me troosers! The wife is fed up of it mind you, she wishes i wid sit on the bog and nae the bedside cabinet!

The exact cause of Stephen Gately's death is yet to be established, but the doctor who examined him has reported that his a***hole was 3 times the size of a normal a***hole. The police are looking into it

After a wild night of drinking, Steven Gateley and his husband decide to play a sex game. Steven says "I'll put a plastic bag over my head for 3 minutes and you time me with your new watch" Turns out he bought the watch off Alex Ferguson...

Apparently Stephen Gately died just like Ayrton Senna.

With skidmarks on his helmet!

Sky News have just revealed the Stephen Gately may have died from food poisoning...

A source close to the star said he was last seen munching on a Chocolate Starfish.

I blootered a pheasant and the lower stainless steel grill on my RB320 was pretty twisted up. I've tried straightening it out without much success so be warned!

****ers! Let's all stop driving altogether, stop going to work, stop lining the pockets of the Oil majors and see how long this government would last then! I'm a lazy cu*t so not going to work for a while would suit me fine!!!

while were on the subgect of accents what about the sheep lovers. have any of you ever watched trawlermen they have subtitles for bbc scotland "fit like ken"

oh and while were on the banter thread , Stephen what does it mean youre ROOT admin

hope its nothing to do with winstons root

Just remember -

just get some rig-pigs (drill crew) set on them no one likes a group of pissed pigs well most bars we go to when home

Aye, i'd rather be bitten by the Rottie than a Rig Pig

(ex casing crew masel like!)

I can loan you a big dog if you like? You can have him for a weekend and i wont charge you a thing - all you need to do is feed him (that will save me about £20!). He is partial to a wee ned or two, particularly if they are wrapped in Burberry and stinkin of Red Bull...............

Lovley looking dog there Cathy. Good to hear now has a loving owner, sounds as though you're already getting along brilliantly. Quite energtic dogs aren't they? Must have been bored silly in a front garden all day every day.

Nice name by the way.

Our dog very recently passed away slightly suddenly after 15 years of a great life, they are great company and leave a big gap when they're gone - enjoy every day with them !

We had to get our lab put to sleep recently and your right, they are a member of the family and are missed for sure. Mind you we went straight onto the Fife Rottweiler Rescue website and managed to "rescue" a gorgeous Rottie bitch who we have called Rayna, to keep our "big boy" Rottie Geroge also from Fife Rottie Rescue (59 Kilos) and our wee Collie Dahl company!!

PLEASE don't rush out and buy a puppy when there are so many homeless dogs out there looking for a good home.

Now in order to not disappoint you Del Boy, here it comes. . . .

What would you be wanting with a black bikini?

Just for you mate...........

Not sure about this mod?

my copy arrived this morning and was a bit surprised at the Falkirk Wheel article, there was no main picture and a lot of space taken up by describing the Wheel

Aye, i thought that was very dissapointing. If i wanted to read about the "wheel" then i'd buy an anorack!