Unlucky again there Matty, all the Haggii (that's more than one Haggis) are rounded up on the last weekend of April and taken into a special slopey unit where they are encouraged to breed for a week, before returning to the wild in May to have baby Haggii
Has Dave covered off the eats, this IS Dave Shanks you mean right? Dave is sound where grub is concerned - although only Michelin anything you might see is tyres