Wee Jock

Cheers Ian, off to bed now, catch you later! [Y] [|-)]

If i do it will be for only a hour or so or it could be plenty of pro plus [] Red Bull works! Whats the format for the meet, how long do they last and how can you stay in a pub all that time and not get drunk? [*-)]

R u coming along on Friday?

PS hope it hurts! []

Dont blame him its all your own fault! Oh btw my avitar has not been sorted yet! [:@]

I make that a possible 7, if I can count right.......... 1, 2, 3,...... this should be interesting! [:^)]

As much as I didnt want to see Arsenal win, thats got be the worst decision I have seen this season. The Ref has totaly ruined the game now! [:@]

1. Primrose Yellow / Blue Writing 2. White / Blue Writing 3. Red / White Writing 4. Mica Blue / White Writing 5. Charcoal Grey / Orange Writing 6. Black / Silver Writing 7. Green / ??? writing 8. Lime Green / Dark Blue Writing 9. White / Red Writing 10. Charcol / Orange Logo / White Writing 11. Burnt Orange / Black Writing 12. Yellow / Blue Writing 13. Black / Pink writing

Well you changed it & I didnt even notice, your almost as quick as your car! []

The wife was very unhappy with her car and complained a lot to her husband: 'Buy me a surprise for my birthday!', she said. 'Something that accelerates from 0 to 100 in 4 seconds! And I would prefer a blue one!' Happy and excited she was counting down the days for her birthday. And finally she got the beautiful present her husband thoughtfully bought.... Apparently he's dead now....

Bo*lox. We're gonna fu*kin' stuff 'em!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hope thats enough of a good, healthy, reasoned debate [][][] There's logic in there somwhere! []

Fank U! Now I'll bid £90 on the Geom set up!

Blimey what more do you want, it's gonna cost you more though [] I'll tell you what, your no cheap thats for sure! []

Ah your awake now! Any chance you can sort out the RBMR Auction so we know whos winning what and what the winning bids are at the moment pleeeeeease?

Cant help, I'm lucky if I get 50miles to a quarter tank! I'm on Optimax all the time!

Do you have a UK or a JDM motor?

LOL! []

This was goin to be my first 1 and no one is goin! I'm goin to Japfest too, was hoping to meet some people b4 I went! ( You only need 6hrs sleep btw []) [] we've met![Y] i'll intro you to thre rest saturday if i'm awake! Fank u, If everone at the club is as nice and as helpfull as you then it will be a pleasure to come along on Sat! []

I WAS going to write a post agreeing with the first statement.....but ive suddenly taken a large disliking to your comment now!!! grrrr C'mon England.... It didnt take long for someone to bite! []

This was goin to be my first 1 and no one is goin! I'm goin to Japfest too, was hoping to meet some people b4 I went! ( You only need 6hrs sleep btw []) []

A young journalism graduate from Arkansas had gone to work for the NewYorkTimes. His first assignment was to write a brief human interest story.Anidea came to him, and he returned to one of the most remote areas he knew of in his home state of Arkansas. Deep in the woods, he came upon a farmers house and decided this would be a good place to start. He introduced himself to the back country farmer and explained why he was there. The farmer (named Farmer Middleton ) agreed to answer his questions. The reporter asked the farmer what event in his life had made him the happiest? Farmer Middleton replied, 'One time a neighbour lost one of his sheep. We all formed a posse and found it. After we all screwed it we took it back to the farmer that lost it." 'I can't print that," said the reporter, "is there another event that made you really happy?" Farmer Middleton thought for a minute and said, 'Yep. One time the daughter of another local farmer got lost. She was a good-looking' young girl. We all formed a posse and found her. After all of us screwed her, we took her back to her daddy." Again the reporter knew he couldn't print the story and decided to take a different tack. He asked Farmer Middleton , 'Is there any event in your life that has made you really sad?" Farmer Middleton hung his head and replied, 'Well, I got lost once."

Who's going? 1. Wee Jock (All Alone?) [:'(]

As long as King Henrik Larsson scores a goal and is on the winning side that will do for me! He needs to put his shooting boots on, practice for the Engerrlund game! []

Sorry to hi-jack your thread but while we are on the subject has anyone used Wickedwheels? They are a mobile alloy wheel refurbisher, think they charge £65 + vat! http://www.wickedwheels.com/Services.htm

This woman rushed to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung out. She rattles off: “Doctor, take a look at me. When I woke up this morning, I looked at myself in the mirror and saw my hair all wiry and frazzled up, my skin was all wrinkled and pasty, my eyes were bloodshot and bugging out, and I had this corpse-like look on my face! What's WRONG with me, Doctor!?” The doctor looks her over for a couple of minutes, then calmly says: “Well, I can tell you that there ain't nothing wrong with your eyesight....”