A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night
he's doing a show in a small town in Kent. With his dummy on his
knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde
woman in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting:
"I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What
makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color
of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's
guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in
the community and from reaching our full potential as a person. It is
because of you and your kind who continue to perpetuate discrimination
against not only blondes, but women in general and all in the name of
humor!"
The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and
the blonde yells, "You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that
little shit on your knee."