Wee Jock

Please note :No offence is meant to anyone its just a laurgh! Here goes! A muslim just crashed his car into the Ulley Reservior in Sheffield......... ......Police think its the start of .........RamaDam!

Where is the cheapest place to purchase Motul oil, any ideas? cheers! [Y]

Is it on 2morrow? Please pass on details and prices, I am now lost! cheers wee jock

Location: The Wharf - Saturday 9th June Time: TBC Names: 1)T123VOR 2)Woody-cdas 3)wee jock 4)

Y do you have the future is bright the future is orange? The future is green m8, sorry! []

Been to France in the car and I have not been charged per mile to drive anywhere!They are talking about charging up to £1.30 per mile! Dont we pay enough tax on fuel, road tax and all the aother stealth taxes! For every pound you earn you are paying one way or another 37p tax minimum, thats on the lower tax bracket 20%|!

Do you think they would get away with this in France?..... Not a hope in hell and why not I hear you ask! Cos, like them or loathe them the old French get off there backsides and kick up a stink! What do we do, we just give in to what the government want! Im Scottish in case any of you dont know and I cant stand that smarmy git Gordon Brown, he has just screwed up the whole point of being self employed with his crazy tax laws! (He will be bad for the UK) Why should he just walk into being the next Prime Minister, who voted for that twat? I hate the lot of them, unfortunately if we are not more pro active in being anti policy then they will just walk all over us! Im off for a drink now after that little rant!

I agree! Anyone damaging anything built in Scotland should be hung! []

I agree! Anyone damaging anything built in Scotland should be hung! []

I wouldnt mind coming along as well, I have at least 6 dents that require treatment! Woman and shopping trolleys should be banned! [Y]

Simon I touch goats! Cheers

Yes folkes thats right the EU are nuts, please sign the petition at the bottom and pass it on to your mates! EU Petition to ban cars over 10 years old Unbelievably the EU are considering bringing in a law that will ban cars older than 10 years old being allowed on the roads Well guys they are trying to rule our lives from the Ivory Towers of the EU in Brussels! Sign this Downing Street petition to complain

BTT! I hope most folke are talking notice of this and signing up! [8-)] Has anyone signed up to this yet?

Looks cool, only wish the wife looked like that! []

Yes folkes thats right the EU are nuts, please sign the petition at the bottom and pass it on to your mates! EU Petition to ban cars over 10 years old Unbelievably the EU are considering bringing in a law that will ban cars older than 10 years old being allowed on the roads Well guys they are trying to rule our lives from the Ivory Towers of the EU in Brussels! Sign this Downing Street petition to complain

A young Glasgow lad moved to London and went to Harrods looking for a job. "Do you have any sales experience?" asked the manager. "The famous Barras mate?", nodded the young weegie. (Weegie is a person originating from Glasgow) The manager liked the lad, so he gave him the job. The young Scot's first day was challenging and busy, but he got through it. After the store was locked up, the manager came down to see how he was settling in. "So... how many sales did you make today?", he smiled at the boy. The weegie said: "Jist the wan." The manager was immediately disappointed. "What? Just one? Harrods' sales people average 20 or 30 sales a day! Dear me! Oh well, how much was the sale for anyway?" "£101,237.64" said the lad. The Harrods manager choked. "Blimey... One hundred and one thousand, two hundred and thirty-seven pounds and sixty four pence! What in hell did you sell him?" "Well, first ah selt him a wee fish hook, then a medium fish hook, and then ah selt him a new fishing rod. Then ah asked him where he was gaun' fishing, and he said doon the coast, so ah telt him he would need a boat. We went doon tae the boat department and ah selt him that twin-engined powerCat... then he said he didn't think his wee Honda Civic could pull it, so ah took him down to car sales and ah selt him a toty 4x4 Suzuki......." The manager was now incredulous. "Wait a minute. You mean to tell me a man came in here to buy a small fish hook but you sold him a boat AND a four-by-four ... " "Naw naw, big man... he came in tae buy a box of tampons fur 'is missus and ah said......... "Well pal, seein' as how yer weekend's f**ked, ye might as well go fishing...

I know a Subaru Rally Mechanic who does mots from Faversham and youe de cat wouldnt be a problem! []

Can get you uprated ones if you like? Simon Ok sounds good, pm me please or email the house! (On nights at the moment!) [:'(] cheers Paul

Cheers m8, but I was hoping I could source new ones from somewhere!

Anyone know where I can get Sti engine, gearbox and lateral mounts for my Scoob? Thanks for all your help in advance jock

On the night shft m8 its murder!

No one on here tonight, everyone tucked up in bed? []

Had my car done there loads of times, do a good job but really really expensive, hope you have plenty money? One of the rally motorsport mechanics has recently left (they only had two!) he has done all the work on my car and I think he is now doing a bit for himself, really top bloke wont rip you off and you wont have to pay £70hr! [] PM me for his details if you want them. Cheers

One of the first things I ever done Tony was had a full de-cat, It had no effect on the ecu at all!

Hmmm, looks like characters out of Star Wars! 1st one looks like Jabba the Hut!