mick_weatherill

Give us a clue [] Now what could that be [*-)]

If sped has 555 in his reg no i spotted him parked on a roundabout just off junc 11 m20 this morn [Y] If he aint got 555 in the reg i didnt spot him at all []

A young man moved into a new apartment of his own and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox. While there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes, wearing a robe. The boy smiled at the young woman and she started a conversation with him. As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had nothing else on. The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact. After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said, "Let's go to my apartment, I hear someone coming." He followed her into her apartment; she closed the door and leaned against it, allowing her robe to fall off completely. Now nude, she purred at him, "What would you say is my best feature?" Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked, "It's got to be your ears." Astounded, and a little hurt she asked, "My ears? Look at these breasts; they are full and 100% natural. I work out every day and my butt is firm and solid. Look at my skin - no blemishes anywhere. How can you think that the best part of my body is my ears?" Clearing his throat, he stammered .... "Outside, when you said you heard someone coming.... that was me."

Happy birthday mate have a great day [^][<)][D]

You"ll be fitting a tow bar for ya caravan next []

A proper paint job[:#][]

A priest and a rabbi were sitting next to each other on an airplane. After a while, the priest turned to the rabbi and asked, "Is it still a requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?" The rabbi responded, "Yes, that is still one of our beliefs." The priest then asked, "Have you ever eaten pork?" To which the rabbi replied, "Yes, on one occasion I did succumb to temptation and tasted a ham sandwich." The priest nodded in understanding and went on with his reading. A while later, the rabbi spoke up and asked the priest, "Father, is it still a requirement of your church that you remain celibate?" The priest replied, "Yes, that is still very much a part of our faith! " The rabbi then asked him, "Father, have you ever fallen to the temptations of the flesh?" The priest replied, "Yes, rabbi, on one occasion I was weak and broke with my faith." The rabbi nodded understandingly and remained silent, thinking, for about five minutes. Finally, the rabbi said, "Beats a ham sandwich, doesn't it?"

Spotted ya first [] Nice coat !!! Ive got one like that [Y]

Yeah a few of the club went [Y] Wot u mean that is a fat 1?

Heres my my car .As you can see i dont like to be noticed.[]

Yes they will but ive been told you need 215 tyres on the classic because the 225 tyres are to wide and they rub [Y]

No not me bas[N]

Spotted Baser 999 13.30 today .You was just going passed that lorry with the blow out tyre on the A2 near Gravesend !!!! Did you see what the lorry was carrying ?? Yep you guessed it TYRES [] You wont have seen me i was in a lorry [Y] (not the one with the blow out )

Sorry for the delay Ive been in Greece sunning myself [ip]