Wee Jock

Who is going to mdel them and can you post pictures of various positions? []

I just want the anti lag! []

Get yourself a set of Harvey,s headers like Granby's, that will bring your lag down by about 500rpm! [Y]

Well i'll vote first! Would the said person be a ........ bus driver? [|-)]

Who's the dour faced model? Could you not have got a better looking model than that! [] LOL!

Give Ian his due he made it to the Wharf on time! [Y][]

LOL! []

Sorry m8 but I'm afraid "that lot" are only interested in doing people for speeding, when it comes to real crime they havent got the resources, they pick on people who can afford to pay fines for their Christmas doo! Thats all they are good for! Crime pays! [:@]

cool got my tickets and paddock pass, dont know if im ready to go on the track tho'[:$] I need to be brave[] This is what being brave does to your car, can you afford to repair it? (Japfest) http://forums.sidc.co.uk/forums/687735/ShowPost.aspx

I touch goats m8! [Y]

Fank u! I touch goats! Damn! Just noticed going to Lithuania that day! [:'(]

Fank u! I touch goats!

You gave me the wrong details [] you have another PM [] Yeah yeah! Was just a typo uh! [:^)]

Meeza Thick! 3 Sets of tickets to buy but which ones? [:S]

Two elderly women were eating breakfast in a restaurant one morning.. <?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /> <?XML:NAMESPACE PREFIX = U1 /> Ethel noticed something funny about Mabel's ear and she said, "Mabel, do you know you've got a suppository in your left ear?" Mabel answered, "I have a suppository in my ear ?" She pulled it out and stared at it. Then she said, "Ethel, I'm glad you saw this thing. Now I think I know where to find my hearing aid."

Speak to Granby, he is sorting mine out too! Says it will only take a couple of days to sort out once you pass on your details! (2 weeks later I'm still waiting! []) []

Sorry to hear that m8, will keep my eye out! []

While riding one day, a cowboy met an Indian riding along with a Dog and sheep and began a conversation. Cowboy: "Hey, nice dog you got there. Mind if I speak to him?" Indian: "Dog no talk." Cowboy: "Hey dog, how's it going?" Dog: "Doin' all right." Indian: Look of shock. Cowboy: "Is this Indian your owner?" pointing at the Indian. Dog: "Yep" Cowboy: "How does he treat you?" Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, and takes me to the lake once a week to play." Indian: Look of total disbelief. Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your horse?" Indian: "Horse no talk." Cowboy: "Hey horse, how's it going?" Horse: "Cool." Indian: Extreme look of shock. Cowboy: "Is this your owner? " pointing at Indian Horse: "Yep" Cowboy: "How's he treat you?" Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, Brushes me down often, and keeps me in a shed to protect me." Indian: Total look of utter amazement. Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?" Indian: "Sheep liar."

That made me laurf! [] Least they've got there...............again [] Do Scotland take part in the qualifying rounds anymore or do they save their money and not enter lol We enter, but we just enter for a laugh! Travel the world see nice places (without ripping them up), meet the locals (without beating them up) and have a party! []

Seems like a good idea to me! Just a pity that no one will probably agree! I'v just started being a wee bit more prominent on the forum lately but I tell you what I am totally disillusioned already! [*-)] People should realise its the club thats more important, not the colour of a T-SHIRT! [Y]

Well you spoke to early [] Bet you wish you hadn't said that [] Trust a BLONDE woman to start! [][]

That made me laurf! []

Welcome m8! I'm from Scotland I post on here so guess you will be ok! [Y]

A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of quid for dinner. The man took out his wallet, extracted ten pounds and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?" "No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied. Will you use it to go fishing instead of buying food?" the man asked. "No, I don't waste time fishing," the homeless man said. "I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive." "Will you spend this on greens fees at a golf course instead of food?"the man asked. Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't played golf in 20 years!" "Will you spend the money on a woman in the red light district instead of food?" the man asked. "What disease would I get for ten lousy bucks?" exclaimed the homeless man. "Well," said the man, "I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a terrific dinner cooked by my wife." The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting." The man replied, "That's okay. It's important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up beer, fishing, golf, and sex."

Hol, some people do know me on here and I have been a SIDC memeber for the past two years! I normally work away from home and generally cant get to meets etc! Although I did manage Japfest! []