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pmsl no wonder he kept that quiet brilliant bet he felt a right plonker

go on spill the beans you cant keep it to yourself

with a capital A jc

id agree totaly gumball , i have no time for the planks

lol never mind battery power nitro is the way to go 60mph plus

dont think that will get beaten on this thread my wife still reminds me of it pretty funny after it though

how about this for an embarrasing driving moment After recently passing my driving test i i was behind my driving instructor in my mk1 xr2 , I thought it would be cool to oyertake her wich i duly did only to end up in a field at the very next bend . she never even stopped , im quite glad as id never have lived that one down.

merry xmas to you too abuser of sheep

ah motocrossers didnt you just love noising up the fuzz on them, many a good time giving them the slip. worst of it all was that they always ended up at your door sooner or later . i always pleaded ignorance though

the traffic cops are all a bunch of cants. suit them better to concentrate on real crimes like who tanned my house nearlt 4 months ago still waiting on dna samples the reply i always get, tossers. I work with an ex cop and he thinks they are all tossers too and he worked with them. its just your luck my mrs speeds all the time in 30s get fed up telling her and shes never been caught, must admit to sticking to 30s all the time.

what colour and how much mate

thats quality peter pmsl probably one of the most daft things i done was a kid was light a fire under the bridge next to my parents house and throw a few aerosols on the fire what an explosion was quality all the neighbours were out , got my butt well and truely booted. being a retained firefighter now i dont condone any mischief with fire or aerosols at all

07.30 is a bit early is it not gumball you being an ex squaddie should know better tut tut i take it you mean 19.30 where is the brewers fayre in stepps might come in my corsa if you lot dont laugh scooby needs a gearbox methinks

pmsl craig a wins a win but i thought the muppets might have chucked it again. should big up killie being an ayrshire lad and all

did you use that for your wooly friends craig oh well no 11 in a row either

what ave i missed lots of bits edited and ruby disgusted must have been pretty sick

buggers seen the start of it, got a turnout by the time i got back in it was just finishing

yeah thanks ruby rub it in why dont you , he doesnt need anymore encouraging thankyou very much . check out his pic at the cruise then you deciede who the man toucher really is

lol whats a belt flet right hander you never know with you toucher types no offence meant or taken

scuse me mr gumgall its no me that wis captured on camera at the cruise car full of gays oops sorry i mean guys. you were looking deciededly shady as if you were up to no good, already been questions asked regarding your sexuality . nuff said me a toucher no way gumbal a toucher mibbes aye mibbes naw

im from ayrshire so glasgows glasgow to me im not a toucher ok

pmsl i was thinking that too noticed it earlier but didnt want to be the 1st to say

greem lightbulbs isnt that good of idea gumball im sure someone has thought of that already

could have a car booty too

double time on a sunday no chane the joys of being a weekend worker