G.T.

might need to wash mine tomorrow, dont suppose the garage done it who cares its nearly xmas only 4 more hours of work left

she was her and jnr both tee heeing and laughing then she pulled me up for being spotted wizzing across the erskine bridge few weeks past cant help it has to be done a wee standing start 60p to the nice person in the booth and woosh yer off minted , aont that what scoobs are for

yeah was meant to be getting it back today, guy at the garage promised me, then he phoned later said he couldnt promise me it, then mrs phoned saying i had to phone to get a bigger courtesy car for the festive period as mine wouldnt be ready till tuesday mrs has since phoned to tell me how she is loving driving my subaru to braehead if any of you see hr give her a two fingered salute rotten bitch waited for an hour and a half as the guys in the garage put my car back together big up the 2 mechanics at pheonix that stayed on late to finish my car on xmas eve and big up my mrs for waiting till they had finished it when she has loads to do today got my baby back best pressie ever nice to know there is a some nice people still out there merry xmas you lot

cant take anymore merry xmas my ass 51 plate uk300 ppp sti spoiler 33k fsh mint

ouch mate thats a bummer isnt it covered by warranty if not try greersport in glengarnock in ayrshire 01505683388 ask for bill or colin

wooo peter givin you kisses sharon ,id be watchin yourself. he was smooth talking fee the other day. our peter must be a bit of a gigilo methinks

must have been between irvine and barmill id think youre idea of cruising and ours is a wee bit different

what you want a woamn for ill sawp a hol on mehico for my high manitanance wife anyday

what way were you heading chris she says she seen a few on the road

a good better half there pmsl yeah right thats what she asked for all the plating is coming off her old one and digging into her hand , if it makes her happy thats cool by me, keeps her out the scoob, got to keep her sweet ive got my eyes on an sti in s and s, the gearknob is a surprise from my daughter

lol andy take a chill pill mate were only pulling yer leg mate, my mrs always says why are you shouting at them its only me that hears, they bloody see my hand gesture though

i actualy bought mine a coat , perfume, a scarf , a cd, a new gearknob and ally tax disc holder for her saxo , a diary, perfume, slippers, an umbrella, and a cd got to go get her birthday present for the 27th too

thats a present to yourself did she wear that you bought that for her

the miserable get hates xmas anyways might as well make him even more miserable

fpmsl ruby you were right he going to get his knicks in a twist again

and at least when we go slow we dont cover the road in shect or let our animals walk along the road during rush hour made ma day knowing you got held up i was late dor work due to a smelly tractor on the a737 today stick to the fields smelly gets

nae mair talk about holidays either im at work workin tomorrow and all next week

you make me drool all the time ruby

that tattoo has more hair than your head ruby

magners for me too please not too much ice though

50 miles in 5 hours ha ha howdo you think we feel when stuck behind your smelly tractors dont you dare complain

hmm french toast wi melted chees inbetween im starvin at work and have eaten ma piece nae mair food talk

drama queens every last one of them except ruby fee etc i fear a reprisal here

yer heid

does sound a bit mental but women also tend to over dramatise things a bit, she also thinks that every subaru looks like mine i have a bug eye and theres a guy in my sister inlaws estate who has a 55 plate and she says it look exactly like mine, dunno about you but id be pissed if someone said that about my brandnew car