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pmsl mice to know the sheep abusers have such high hopes not sure about the minted one keeping agent mcleish will find out today if its 11 in a row

would love to crawl back into my bed mate but unfortunately for me im at work. maybe one in 10 mate but still in the top 6 just

the person thats on the phone sounds like an abuser of sheep good result for the mighty dons yesterday

pmsl weeb thats no nice shes probably a lovely girl bet shes a hairdresser or somthin like that her car is pretty sore on the eyes though

thats some accent for someone from east kilbride chris

pmsl weeb do you think she looks quite tidy he car is a joke though but id guess its her pride and joy and we shouldnt really mock her

gary glitter is going to be the new doctor who his assistants will be kay-9 and becky-12

a farmers lad hits a pig with his 4x4 he rings his dad the farmer and says .its still alive but stuck in the bull bars his dad says shoot the fercking thing and get back to work the lad says ok dad but what will i do with his speed camera.

or is it on thursday as the previous thread says tables booked aswell

ask the squirell fella he knows everyhing about subarus and is very helpful with any questions you have

aww buggers thats fire training night need to check if any hols left and no laughin if i have to come in my corsa cos my scoobs no well

maybe all good fun and i have no probs with it and im a bluenose but the dougster sees it different from us especially the footy loved the timalong

you guys must be a bit older than me itwas astra and nova gtes when i was younger xrs and rs and if you were minted cossies, my nova gte was one of my all time fave cars. no plastic tat on there set of 15s lowered exhaust and induction kit fuel boost valve and big brakes sorted

its not my scene either bit old for that at 34 had enough of chavs drooling over my car when i drive it anyway, when i was younger we didnt tart the cars up like that only ever intrested in things that made it faster

are you a car snob jc i was thinking along the same lines though i dont know if id have used as strong a words

pmsl craig and im a bluenose no sure if the dougster will find it so amusing though oh well least i got to see it before he deletes it good 1

how could you refuse a munter and a bottle of buckfast

my parrot is kept in the cage most of the time let him out to strech his wings no and again. he is too much of a wide boy too have the run of the house. I feed him clean him talk to him all the time hardly ever get a reply. the mrs gets hellos cherrios whistles the lot and she hardly ever bothers with him. when she talks to him the feathers on the back of his neck stand up, horny boy likes the women

shes no the brawest either no offence meant if its anybodys wife or sister on here

ever been bitten by a parrot it is feckin so sore hopefully he would pick their eyeballs out

bit rough are they not

elephants do you nicely ooo errr stephen is this another gay thread coming on only kidding mate just my warped sense of humour

i was with norwich union before i got the scoob. I had to make a claim and have to say it was the poorest service ever had to drive around in a bashed car for 6 weeks before they fixed then got it fixed and had an issue with an alloy being refurbished when i wanted a new one, eventually got a new one after much shouting. trying to explain things to a woman from the middle east who doesnt understand your scots accent too well is very frustrating

hopefully wilky will see this later to see if we get a reaction out of him

best places most probably are tesco confused elephant admiral good luck pays to have a right good look around