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RA Dunk

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  1. A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at theentrance is a description of how the store operates. "You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are seven floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch: you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!" So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: "Floor 1 - These men have jobs." The second floor sign reads: "Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids." The third floor sign reads: "Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking." "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads: "Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework." "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads: "Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak." All the while, she still wants to feels the desire to see the sixth floor... the sign reads: "Floor 6- These are God-fearing men who have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak." She is so tempted to stay, but she is compelled to visit the seventh floor and the sign reads: Floor 7 - You are visitor 321,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please!!! Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Enjoy the single life...
  2. remember seeing this film as well but cant rmember wot it was called, morgan freeman was in it was he?
  3. thats nice!! 4.2 litre engine would wanna keep that going in go go juice! []
  4. the more im looking at them seats the more im wanting em []
  5. nice one m8 , im getting something similar done quite soon as well []
  6. thats really nice m8 did you just get it done?? only other scoob i know with the leather interior is JC Scoob his looks the dogs danglies as well
  7. perfect start to the day , i can see already today is gonna be a good un!! []
  8. sorted! []
  9. i know what he would have came back to if that was my car . four flat f*****g tyres!! TWAT! [:@]
  10. is there summing youre not telling us here Fee [] anyway nice looking seats in the pug!
  11. ^^ LoL^^ it had to happen! []
  12. PMSL!! shes went wayyyy overboard with all them fluffy thingys [:$]
  13. lol @ the BMW , dsigned by germans driven by to$$3rs [][][]
  14. which wheels are they anyway?
  15. Was planning on watching it myself but had second thoughts when the alarm went off this morning
  16. LoooL!! []
  17. excellent makes me feel a bit easier when renewal time comes in june!!
  18. hope all them chavs get caught!!
  19. hello m8 welcome []
  20. well youll be sending em christmas cards from now on lol []
  21. if you have a 200sx you dont wanna watch it lol , it dont do you lot any favours!![]
  22. lol nice 1 []
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