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baser999

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  1. Take no notice of them.....don't be lulled into a false sense of security.......the voices in my head keep telling me that the others are all mad mad mad mad hahahahahahahahaha........................................... oh yes, welcome to Kent Scoobies - I'm the young, quiet, shy one lol
  2. Exactly as it says on the tin [Y]
  3. You have email Baz []
  4. Will give you a call Ian over the weekend - may pop by if you're there and subject to if they get round to delivering that bloody furniture!!
  5. Assume that it must have graphics, hence the extra 5p lol Welcome to Kent Scoobies.....usual stuff now follows about some of them being mad, some of the others being madder, but don't believe any of that.......they're all mad according to the voices in my head
  6. That is indeed very good Baz - can you print them off , side by side, for me? Will pick them up with the others then on Friday - best pm me your address and total I'll owe you. Cheers m8y
  7. He reached down, yanked up the handbrake... ...and emptied his colostomy bag all over the pit straight. He uses the contents of that bag to power the thing lol
  8. Reckon it might be easier to talk to you about this Ian - are you around in the evening this week ?
  9. Mines a 2000 - relatively standard still save for the d/v , cone filter and middle/back exhaust. I've got absolutely no idea how best to proceed on the modding front [:$] - at least Vickys got an idea of what she wants to do. Would welcome any idea on how best to proceed without spending 'mega' bucks. Sorry Vicky for railroading your thread but seems to be all about the same topic []
  10. Perhaps an even more stupid question, but then you wouldn't expect anything less from me lol............is it possible for me to simply get my car remapped or are there other things that must be done as well? Might have some money available but need to know what else I'd need to budget for if I was to get the car remapped.
  11. Didn't bother Superman - all you need now Markie is some hair and you could probably get that curl in the front lol
  12. We did push him..........how else do you think he got on the grass, and looking so peeeeeeed off lol
  13. Another classic [Y] even if it is silver - although it does have blue graphics ! Welcome to another Baz
  14. 1004 ha ha!
  15. why? it was bad enough having to accommodate the one silver car ( a wagon as well!) []............photographers transport excluded.
  16. Great pics Baz. Yogi, your car looks as clean as everyone elses........well everyone except Hughs - reckon his motor lives indoors is so bloody clean, even the tyres lol
  17. Avagoodun
  18. Think I saw the flames coming out the back... [] That wouldn't have been me.......being fully decatted and incontinent I find that I skid more lol
  19. Since I decatted the incontinent piping its been making a much raspier sound
  20. Sids not quite that bad..........lets just say he can still be a bit playful / menacing on occasions. I tell you if I find the receipt he's going back [] lol
  21. I'd got nothing planned for tomorrow night so this might have been a bit of fun, however, it looks from the Japgirls thread that theres upwards of 150 names down (including a few Herts Scoobies) and we know from going out en masse with ESC what a logistical nightmare that can be . They're also leaving from the Ace Cafe which is a bit of a trek across London and you don't get your route maps 'til you get there so we can't just join in halfway. Can't help but feel that the sheer numbers attending might attract attention from Mr Plod?
  22. Dont be affraid to speck your Mind!! the TEX is up for DISCUSSION!! as i just wrote that to put SOMTHING in a space where tex would go, to show How much room there is & how Big the WORDING would be. Was only a personal opinion................but hey, you should know me by now, no problem in voicing my opinion !!
  23. Well he is one of the TOP 10 on here [] Perhaps he should pedal the SIDC server a bit quicker then so we can catch up lol
  24. Sorry, there's always one I know, but don't like the one with the badges........think the cars look much better. Also I know we're still only in discussion stage but personally I think we should avoid 'we have regular pub meets'. Imho the rest of the text is sufficient in so far as it directs people to the club site and a contact email address - if anyones interested in the club, they'll find out what we're up to by logging on to the club site....................just a personal opinion
  25. Old man buys himself a brand new Z3 convertible and drives away from the showroom, flooring it down the motorway, the wind blowing through the little bit of hair he had left. "Amazing" he thought, pushing the pedal even harder to the floor, 90 , 100 , 110 , 120 mph............. Looking into his mirror he saw a police car in the distance but thought " what the hell, I can outpace them"....picking the speed up towards 130 , 140. He then thought "what am I doing? I'm too old for this" and slowed up and pulled into the kerb and awaited the police to pull alongside. The police pulled up and the officer got out the car and walked over to the old man, looked at his watch and said " Sir, my shift ends in 10 minutes, its Friday today and I'm off for the weekend so if you can give me a good enough reason why you were travelling well over the limit, that I've never heard before, I'll consider letting you off" The old man looked seriously at him and said "Well officer, years ago my wife ran off with a policeman such as yourself and for a moment I'd a horrible feeling you were bringing her back" "Have a good evening sir" said the policeman.
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