George rings into work, not feeling well....."Sorry boss I'm really sick, my head aches, my stomach aches, my legs ache......." His boss is disappointed, "I really needed you here today. You know when I'm that ill I go to my wife and demand sex and that always makes me feel much better and I can get back to work. Go away and try it". A couple of hours later George rings back. "You know what boss I did like you suggested and feel much better now; I'll be in later on"
"By the way, you got a nice house"