baser999

The others are all mad mad mad mad mad mad..........the voices in my head keep telling me, so that must be true ps welcome.

Well that's it......3000 up........this is 3001

This is 2999....................think I'll save 3000 for something special

Do you mean he's left his brain behind? ......... the mans a nutter. Stuff a rocket up his rrrrrrrrs and see how much faster he'd go

According to my profile I've posted 2995 times - will be 2996 after this. Mind you, probably no more than 100 have been of any interest. Still nowhere near as big a whore as Granby though

Unless you don't have a UK passport in which case we'll give you the £200

I've just seen the course module Lesson 1 1030 - 1115 Making chips Coffee, fag and text message break 15 mins Lesson 2 1130 - 1215 Making 'burgers' Lunch - all nip off to Burger King Lesson 3 1315 - 1400 Making shakes Lesson 4 1400 - 1405 Assembling food, stuffing it in a bag, taking money Lesson 5 1405 - 1500 Trying to calculate customers change Tea, fag and another text message break 15 mins Lesson 6 1515 - 1545 Finish calculating customers change and force a smile, hoping customers not noticed they've been short-changed Assuming less than 5 customers have been killed following your endeavours there will now follow the passing out ceremony - certificate, free hat, apron, badge etc You are now 'qualified'

. . . . . .and especially if you got the wrong coloured screw covers in the numberplate, that's really asking for trouble lol

You need to pick up the A2 and stay on it right through Kidbrooke (Rochester Way Relief Road) and under the Sun-in-the-Sands roundabout where it becomes the A102, the Blackwall Tunnel Southern Approach. You would by now have spotted the O2 in the distance and it will be fully signposted. Have you booked a parking space since I don't know that you can get parked without. If you have then be prepared for a long time getting away from there - make sure you go to the loo and stay warm just in case you're stuck in the car park for ages getting out lol. I went to the O2 by bus to see The Boss just before Christmas and the car park was heaving and they weren't going anywhere - the bus on the other hand just breezed it. Have a good night.

. . . . . and the small matter of chocolates

Apart from the screws and the fact that the bs number was missing, just how 'non-legal' is your plate

Following the success of the past two years trips to France we're going to be off to Bruges this year. There is a thread on our site but basically the details are as follows. Date - Saturday 5 July We travel there and back on the shuttle - times to be announced - anyone travelling will then be responsible for booking their own vehicle with Eurotunnel and ensuring all their passenger and car documents are in order. Badboy Baza attended last years trip and will vouch for our good conduct lol Add your name to the list if interested

UPDATE - A decision has been made............this years trip to France will actually be to BRUGES, which is in Belgium and only 70 miles from the shuttle terminal in Calais. Given that this is a far bigger place than we've been to in the last two years I would propose that we there and spend the day. Continue watching this space for proposed journey times and so on. Just had a quick look at the Eurotunnel site and shuttle costs will be in the order of £59 per car, if we travel out before 09:00 and return after 21:00. In the meantime perhaps we should start a list of interested travellers; Baser999 and Tania

His fuel consumption stopped altogether when he was pulled over on to the hard shoulder

If this is going to be your only source of earnings its possible that the Revenue will not accept that you are self-employed. Have a look at http://www.hmrc.gov.uk/pdfs/ir56.htm#2. which gives some pretty good advise as to whether you are employed or self-employed.

. . . . . .and they're posting them to my 'chosen' address

Nearly double that!

Just ordered a set of mudflaps and asked about an SIDC discount and was given 10% - don't know that they're on the discounters 'list' so said I'd stick a post on here for them

Was just about to post up a new thread....been looking for someone to check mine - starboard side tubes seem to fire before the portside ones

bttt until it becomes sticky lol

Followed one back along the South Circular tonight......that is one hell of a good looking motor

Hope us Kentish folk haven't driven the Londoners away

Unlikely I can make the whole trip so asked Andy , the originator of the thread, what sort of times they were looking at being at various points en-route. Seems they're hoping to do a dry run in February when details will then be posted on the main thread. We should then be able to make our own plans, either individfually or as a club.