herbie

...and now im skint, but its been worth it New wheels £580 New gas flowed exhaust manifold £235 + £160 fitting Replace gear box oil £60 Spark plugs £55 + £40 fitting ECU remap £350 £1500 near enough Remap gave 305 lb/ft torque and 282 bhp so not bad for a UK car. Bigger tubby and intercooler next on the wish list! pic1 pic2 pic3

I'll be there! Its my first time so be nice lol!!!

Toilet Humour.... Here's some crap jokes on various subjects...... on boozing...... There are only two times I like a drink. Day time and night time Some people say the glass is half empty, others say half full. Me? I say time for another drink!! A copper stopped me the other night and says....."Could you blow into this bag?" "What for officer?" He says "My chips are too hot!" lol I went into this pub, and i ate a ploughmans lunch. He was livid! Put downs Your so bald, when you wear a sweater you look like a roll on deodorant! Your nose is so big when you wake up you can smell the coffee.....in Brazil! Your so bald when you do a combover, you use the hairs on your arse! He's so short he could quite literally lose himselve in a book! on Sex You know that look women get when they want sex? ....Me neither! I remember when safe sex was a padded headboard Im glad im not bisexual. I coundnt stand being rejected by men as well as women I still enjoy sex at 55. I live at number 53 so Ive only to hop over the fence!! I always talk to my wife after sex......if i can find the mobile. Is it wrong to have sex before marriage? Only if it makes you late for the ceremony! 'Er Indoors My wifes a sex object. Every time I ask for sex she objects! Me and the wife were happy for 20years.....then we met each other. I was cleaning the attic out the other day with the wife. Filthy, dirty and covered with cobwebs....but she's great with the kids! Instead of getting married, im just going to find a women I dont like and give her a house! My wife had a go at me last night. She said...you'l drive me to my grave! I had the car out in 30 seconds I take my wife everywhere. But she always finds her way home The Mother in Law Coincidence? Anagram of Mother in Law is Woman Hitler! The wife's mother said....when your dead, i'll dance on your grave. I said great! Im being buried at sea I saw 6 men punch and kick the mother in law. My neighbour said, are you going to help???? I said...no 6 six should be enough! I took the mother in law to the chamber of horrors and one of the attendants said....Keep her moving on sir, were stocktaking. Mother in law was bitten by a dog yesterday. She's fine but the dog died. I can tell when the mother in laws coming to stay........the mice throw themselves on the traps!

Last holiday was in Tenerife back in August. Quite hot, sunny everyday, had loads of sex lol. Loads of girls getting their knockers out by the poolside Just my kind of holiday

Hiya, Yeah Wallace performance can set up your coilovers. As for Checkpoint...im not sure but i think these guys just fit alarms and ICE in there workshop. As for the road works....I think they have just under 2 weeks still to go. Take the netherly road, skips the roadworks and you end up at stonehaven

Weve all got to take the rough with the smooth mate. I had to spend £500 on my last car within the 1st week of ownership due to a coolant leak

J.C. - he's thee man!!

Sorry for being a bit blonde, what wtf are PSU's and RCD's?????

LMAO

00 Impreza Turbo (current) 94 Metro 1.4 diesel (current runabout!) 94 Pulsar GTiR (300 bhp, rapid but fragile) 92 Astra GSi (liked it) 92 Renault 5 GT Turbo (great fun but notoriously unreliable) 90 Escort RS Turbo (not bad) 90 Fiesta XR2i (complete rubbish) 84 Fiesta XR2 (rust bucket!) 83 Fiesta 1.1 (1st car!)

<< Herbie All you do is set up your account so as people without the required criteria can not bid If you get dodgy bids you can cancel them and block the bidder. You will loose no money relisting if they fail to pay, ebay will satnd good for this. No i do not work for Ebay, I am just a very very regular user Craig >> Great stuff, i'll look into that.

Ive never heard of anyones insurance premium as high as £250 per month (3K for a year!!) LMAO Im with Elephant, £550 per year, age 31 and 6 YNCB. I would insure the car yourself and add him as a 2nd driver

Ive encountered the same kind of problems selling mobile phones. Buyers using fake UK addresses then ask for it to be shipped to Nigeria in later emails. Its came to the stage where I wont except Paypal as payment no more. I always put " I will post within UK only, No overseas bidders" but that does not stop them. Its a waste of my time and money having to relist the items im selling due to these c***s

Hi Vicki, Im sure you will love your new Scoob, im on my 1st scooby too and absolutely love it. I sold my Nissan Pulsar GTiR to buy one. Mines is similar to yours......year 2000 and it only had 31000 miles on the clock Dont think ill buy anything else but Subaru from now on!

Offshore so cant manage Aint been able to make it to one single meet yet

Come to think of it - No. Possible that full boost was not reached on the r/r?

<< Dont think the tek 2 is mapped to 1.2 bar, think its around 1 bar. Mines also has same mods and puts out 280 bhp and 273 torque Cheers Coulster >> mmmmm, interesting. Deffo 1.2 bar on my boost gauge. Hope its not leaning out at high revs then!

Hi folks, What would you think the approximate bhp would be for this set up: I run a UK MY00, with Tek 2 ecu (mapped to 1.2 bar), full exhaust and decat, hks panel airfilter. my figs on the r/r were 256 bhp, 245 lb/ft which i was a little dissapointed with. I was expecting 280 bhp. Would you guys recommend a re-map or are that figures about right for a UK turbo? Regards, Herbie

White Strips - Elephant Nirvana - Nevermind Fleetwoodmac - Rumours Various Hard house cd's whilst on boost

The one I went to see was a silver 1996 in a trader based in Edinburgh. I know there is 2 boost settings on the Starlet, but this one had an electronic blitz boost controller on it. It also had a big blitz turbo on it too. Before I went to view, it I had heard from other peeps that it was a quick car but it just did not perform on the day. Waited ages to view it too whilst it went through the SVA and a turbo rebuild. Put me right off them. The last I heard, someone in Glasgow area bought the motor.

Something wasnt right or just wasnt set up properly. It drove like it was 1.3 NA Its a shame cause it had some tasty mods. Bit scruffy round the edges and for the price he was asking I would expected it to have no flaws at all. Well happy with my decision to by an Impreza instead

Yeah not a bad price. I had one on my previous car (Pulsar GTiR) and it sounded brillaint! Would like to get another one sometime as im not to keen on the Bailey i have on atm.

I came very close to buying one of them until it came to the test drive. Was very dissapointed so bought a Scooby instead!

I think the cops should be focusing thier resources on arresting junkies and paedo's etc. I wouldnt worry cause you hardly ever see a traffic unit out patroling nowadays as they depend on speed cameras. Seems quite petty going after folk with noisey exhausts.

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