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Gumball

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  1. thats a good point.

    Given they have all the money from our OIL, GAS, HAGGIS and anyother stuff they steel from us they have enough money and enough people to start soccer schools run by david "married to a cocaine fiend" beckham. Something he doesnt seem to undertake north of the border much.

    We have a few cities and other than that, where are we likely to get our new rising stars from?/

    By the chat their hitting out with, i thought england had already won the cup

  2. I dont know what you mean? what about my signature?

    From Paris to Berlin is a chart song just now. I have adapted it to re visit the recent holiday we had where-

    We went from Paris to Berlin, visited a few discoteques, i got a new coat, squirrel and wilky fed a goat and then we went fishing.

    whats up with that?[:|]

     

  3. yeah sounds good. i think we were going to do that before were we not? Man utd game perhaps?

    They just said

    "the england players seem reluctant to come out cos of the heat, hopefully it will cool down later by kick off"

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH goats

  4. I was going to a meeting in the scoob on Friday and as i got near Helen Street in Govan, a guy didnt bother looking to his right and just breezed out the roundabout in front of me.

    I cleverly reduced the gap between us to point out to him he had made an error and should take that as a lesson.

    The silver FMIC stamped STI was nearly on top of him.

    I shouted as we stopped side by side at the traffic lights

    "Have you ever heard of give way to the right?"

    "yeah mate yeah mate, oi didnt think it was that toight, chief"

    "perhaps you should spend less time watching england play shat football and more time thinking about driving you cnut"

    HERE ENDED THE CONVERSATION

    As a great scottish icon once said "he could have the fat end in his puss anytime he wanted"

  5. Scenario-

    Having lived in England as a youth for a long time, spent years at english schools and growing up with them.

    Having joined the army at 17 and the Guards which itself is particularly English.

    Having been brainwashed into RED, WHITE and BLUE and the Rule Britannia thing

    Having been nurtured into the Queen and Country ethos

    Attends Chelsea games on a regular basis throughout the season

    Cheers on Lampard, Cole and Terry.

    Having said that..........................................................................

    I CANNOT TAKE ANYMORE OF THE CONSTANT TRIPE THATS BEING TALKED ABOUT 24/7 BY THE MEDIA

    I HOPE THEY GET THEIR BAWS FELT AND PUT OUT

    THEN WE CAN ALL HAVE PEACE

    I DONT WANT TO WATCH AN ARGENTINA, GERMANY, PORTUGAL, FRANCE GAME AND HEAR ABOUT ENGLAND FFS.................DO ONE

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