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Gumball

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  1. so who made you judge and exicutioner then?[:@]think about what reasons not to come back on here ye you lot of wannabes sod the lot of you, you will see my car beat your pishy time criag. just wait and see and gumball who do you think you are? what do you mean who do i think i am? what is this nonsense you talk? Im gumball. if you cant take the joke after joking at peters misfortune then fire yourself into the nearest canal. If you can then i hope you enjoy yourself and fit in with everyone but at the same time the question needs to be asked of you Who are you and who do you think you are MR SMOKEMACOCKUS?
  2. i think we could also take things a wee bit far. I doubt the guys real and i think its someone on the wind up but......... Yes potentially his manner in which he bombarded peter initially has resulted in abuse/fun although i dont hold any ill feeling towards him as i know he has a hard enough time lunging willies after work. lets all let by gons be by gons and if captain swordswallower likes to touch men then so be it. []
  3. you hear right Captain. i love to swallow. Although POltis is a new word for me. dont really understand what it means but can only presume its a word commonly used amongst the gay biker circles. ?
  4. who belongs to this wee beauty, possibly the most harcdcore looking newage i have seen this side of everyday road cars. I love it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! suprised theres a splitter on it though, it is already lower than a buzzerds crutch
  5. just sorry i couldnt make it today. its not really the same when you dont have a scoob anymore so i decided to go fishing then watch the football. I do however keep clicking on the lichfield imports page and looking at 2006 models of a spec variety so hopefully ill either get one soon or get over it.
  6. sounds like it was a good day !! Grant and Imy are a csholar and a gentlemen respectively and an asset to their nation and a legend in their lunch hour
  7. couple of people clearly have dirty minds then??? Did you spray all over the screen? lol I was in some lapdancing place (against my will) on a work night out and one of the firls said something funny about the size of my peni and i laughed spraying beer all over 3 of them. But thats another story
  8. I SPOTTED THIS LUNATIC WHEN I WENT FOR A COPY OF GAY TIMES TO SEND TO HIS OUTPOST IN THE NORTH SEED
  9. looks very nice matey. A set of prodrive muflaps, not that shatty ones in black and your jamming.
  10. no, im not his mum, im a friend of his. next problem schlong head
  11. roustabout- general deck duties assisting the crane operator loading and offloading of boats maintenance Painting duties Helideck crew fire duties assisting drill crew assisting welder, mechanic, ET etc etc I think in this wind ups case he is on permanent WELDERS DUTIES "yeah, i love it, the other rousties are dead busy loading boats and helping the drill crew. I dont break sweat cos they give me a good job. Holding a fire extinguisher on the port side as the welder tells me stories of how hard he is" PMSL@myown humour
  12. maybe this will help you. http://www.costa.co.uk/ established in 1971. perhaps times have changed since i worked offshore and its now 25 year on/25 years off?
  13. Captain homsexual, leave Peter alone !! He didnt spend money on his car to have you abuse him withot reason. Your car ran 12.12. great, im pleased for you If you think kicking people when they are down is amusing then do it to someone who deserves it. Have u been here long enough to bump your gums? looks like you just turned up today as a new member and thought you would plss people off !! well its worked
  14. Steve, Maybe as well the whole process of registering as a non/limited company and worrying about tax initially is an unrequried concern? If you go setting all that up and although you have the skills, marketing, business plan etc people might just have a need to the volume you expect. Could you not charge them cash only for the first few months to see how it goes before yougo stressing about inland revenue etc?
  15. surely you can arrange and check appoiintments online when your offshore? Make them for when your home and thats it. Technically no one would ever know you were away, they would simply think your busy with other appointments, which really can only be a good thing for credibility?
  16. Partick Bates [:'(][:'(][:'(][] and his indian friend "DANCES WITH GOATS"
  17. Gerry, I am writing to apply for the position you currently have as an operator within Dastek. I understand that you are looking for someone who can display a good understanding of the technical aspects of dyno testing the various vehicles across the market place in Scotland? I feel that i would be a good candidate for this role given the vast amount of experience i have specifically around the modified car or lack of it, accompanied by the overactive imagination i have and also the desire to carry out as little work as possible.Not to mention the last three years in which i have played an active role in painting the faces on the Christmas cakes at Gregs the bakers. Please see the attached copy of my CV for your attention which will allow you a better under- standing of my skillset and attributes such as working closely with goats. Thank you for considering my application and i look forward to hearing from you soon. Yours Sincerely Gumball
  18. or one of these http://www.pistonheads.com/sales/90447.htm
  19. Gerry said- Seriously if you want to come along & see our equipment in action & discuss some physics, I'd do it FOC, if I can convert you I can convert anyone ]" src="/emoticons/emotion-2.gif"> Cheers, Gerry ------------------------- well in that case i dont believe you either. I bet you couldnt convert me for free[]
  20. aye, theres some cars in here that arent scoobs either. 1. 10.99---- John Stevenson 30/7/06 TOTB5 (Interesting Run, but thats another story) 2. 11.94 @ 116.9 --- Simmie - 16/10/05 - run # 87 3. 12.02 ---- WUZ 4. 12.28 @ 111.7 Andy N 30/07/06 run number 1133 5. 12.36---- dave, AWD ------ ???????????????? 6. 12.48 @ 111.1 - Jc scoob - 13/11/05 - Run # 678 7. 12.53 @ 115.4 - coulty - 04/06/06 - Run # 344 8. 12.61 @107.6 - Craig Mac 10.09.06 9. 12.79 ---- JASONB -- car no longer exists -- ???? 10. 12.80 @ 107.4 ---- Playsatan - 13/11/05 - Run # 733 11.12.82 @ 107.7 ---- Gumball - 04/06/06 - run # 520 12. 12.85 @ 106.1 ---- Fai17 - 04/06/06 - Run # 581 13. 12.88 @ 108.7---- Andy.F 13/11/05 - Run # 559 14. 12.88 @ 106.1-----G.Mac 10/09/06 - Run # 970 15. 12.9? ---- Col 666 16. 13.00 @ 107.7 - Weeb - 09/04/06 - Run # 1141 17. 13.07 ---- Tino 18. 13.14 ---- Kenny McGee 19. 13.2? ---- P1 GGM 20 13.3? ---- Hi Scoob 21 13.3? ---- JohnnyR6 22 13.39 @ 100.0 - Paddy247 - 13/11/05 - Run # 889 23 13.45 ---- Iqy 24 13.80 ---- WRC No 1 25 14.30 ---- Cal 26 14.34 @ 94.9 - Irish Al - 13/11/05 - Run # 759 27 14.40 @ 98.3 - FastScooby - 13/11/05- Run # 1030 Good result Craig !!!!!!!!!
  21. option 3 is a must. that way when i appear shortly with another scoob itll be just like the good old days except ill be older and wiser
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