Wild Mark

You could land a plane on that rear wing!

Never been into DIY but might pop into B&Q on the way home!

<< Saw this on ebay ( dont ask what i was searching for lol ) http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/My-Sexy-Girlfriend-W...1QQcmdZViewItem Might be worth a bid just for the video rights >> Sounds like a right tosser to me....if she was that fit he would have posted a photo!

Puffjelly

<< Opinions please... and if any one could tell me if its possible to do or if it would cause a decrease in power enjoy! >> Whats the point?

It would be cheaper to find a breakers that has one that's been in an accident. Mark OH and try stopping! more expensive than you think eh!

Sorry...very busy at the momennt selling my business...will sort this morning. Mark

<< Who's good to use??? Cheap would be a bonus aswell >> Interparcel You can book online, choose from different suppliers and there cheaper than going direct! Mark

<< Plus Ca Change, Plus C'est La Meme Chose... >> er what

<< It looks to me that you have enough responses on here to have completed a survey which in itself is vaguely scientific so you could write it up, publish it in a peer-reviewed technical journal - like the SIDC General Discussion Forum for example - and make reference to your own previously published work. I'd buy it... >> Bollock's

<< Home visits Mark, I think for the type of home visits you are thinking about you will have to phone one of those 0898 numbers that you find in a telephone kiosk I sell holidays to Italy, Spain and Turkey. Beautiful properties with private pools, very up-market I will happily send you a brochure or check out our website www.iliostravel.com >> Shame about the home visit thing! Pity I did not know about your villas, we went to Corfu a couple of months ago 1 weeks rental with Meon Villas was £2.5k and next to a bl00dy building site...they refunded me £500 in the end, thanks for the advise. It's flights only and car hire i'm after??? mark

Tha's not fair on the French What do you call 100 French men at the bottom of the sea I good start

<< International pr0nstar >> Does that mean you have to go abroad to get laid?

<< Dustman on Trade waste. >> Don't you mean an Enviromental Consultant?

<< Office Manager for a Travel Company and qualified Masseuse! >> Masseuse eh, that's handy, the older I get (late 30's just) the more injuries I get from playing football and squash, I think my bodies telling to quit.....but I'm fighting it! Do you do home visits? Mark PS On a seriouse note what kind of travel do you cover, as I need to book a couple of trips in the next few weeks.

Test pilot for Airfix.

<< size doesnt matter - dont let anyone tell you it does. D x >> Yeah right...what are the other one's, "cheque's in the mail" "Of course I love you" Third one I can't mention!!!!

<< personaly i think it wicked ... and if i find a nice enpty car park wich no ones been it i just cant help my self i have to do a donut >> Lived thru 8 Canadian winters, when you get -20 degrees for 4 months of the year EVERY YEAR and constant snow falls....believe me the novalty wears off!

<< The first thing we should do is take out all the civil servants and use them for target practice. Followed by all the other Nanny State bureaucrats. Then our armed forces would be able to do their jobs without being used as political pawns and the rest of us might have a chance of rebuilding the country... >> Makes sense to me!

<< << Thats what your wife/girlfriend tells you but when girls get together...well lets just say... IT MATTERS!!!!! >> And when us blokes get together weve never said how good our wife/girlfriends are ? >> A gentleman never tells

big/small willy and fast/slow car................dont make a difference, its how you use it that counts (both modded) >> Thats what your wife/girlfriend tells you but when girls get together...well lets just say... IT MATTERS!!!!!

<< Ah must work the same way for women then, as I drive a fast car I must have a small v***** Prove it !

<< No, it was and still a massive thing really. The implications, were it not for those involved would have been catastrophic. Having an insight into how this country is today I wonder if they still would have done the same for the sake of our future well being... >> If it was not for those guys were would we be now....errr driving BMW's and Audi's

<< << we all know the faster car you drive the smaller your willy lol >> I don't drive anything... >> Does that mean you have a vagina?

<< Pmsl at Mark >> That seems to be the same reponse I get from all women when I drop my pant's.....I'm going to go out and buy a Fiat Uno in the hope the 'old fella' gets bigger Pee Wee Mark