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colinj

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  1. cool, cool....i'll try to make it along I 'heard' its running a non standard audio package[*-)][] haha guessing you'll be up at crack of dawn ripping that lot out??
  2. Very nice Adam / Fee Which are going along to the Nov RR @ Dastek??
  3. So it says here....... http://www.mkivsupra.net/vbb/showthread.php?t=58367
  4. Looks good but feels weird I like the seperate for sale & Events bit[Y]
  5. About 2 mile.....up the road!! Im gonna nick yer chips
  6. << Did you sell your boggie green car? >> Mint Green!! Yes I did, still looking at possible replacements!! Soooooo driving a borrowed shopping trolley for now...........its cheap (to run) &.........................nasty
  7. << 7/7.30 sounds good to me How do I get there? >> You can pick me up so I dont need to turn up in a yucky clio!!
  8. Ooh just up the road from me I'll see what im doing.........would be nice to see some proper motors
  9. Electric or Themostatic & is it an old one your replacing or an extra shower?? I can get cheap material but im no plumber!! In saying that I managed to swap over the one at home - straight swap, without any bother!! Colin
  10. Morning all, im as fresh as a badgers arse today after last nights pub crawl!! Mmmmmmmmmmmm nice Ford
  11. This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint of 100%...and it goes like this: What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% and K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96% But then, A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% And, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103% And, how far ass kissing will take you - A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118% So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while Hardwork and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bull$hit and Asskissing that will put you over the top!
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