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Was thinking a can also vote for a chippy not ma local one, well its in Cupar, Fife and its called Libo's always stop for a medium fish supper, you get two just like in Hatleys. Anstruther is mince as there servings are small and over priced. By Land and Sea, Polmont there batter is too sweet just like Harry Ramsdoms and are over priced plus they sell filet of fish, a true supper is full fish in my book. Benny-T's, Lauriston is good but aint as good as my first two choices. Olarios in Kincardine is on par with it. The Bridge of allan chippie not as good as these and another good chippie is in Auchterarder the bigger of the two shops.

Hatleys in Alloa, good for fresh baked pizza as well, but there fresh fish is good. Alan Hansen and Kenny Dalglish say its there fav.

Wee Johnny is in class and his teacher decides to give the class homework for the next day. They are all to find out the meaning of "Indifferent" So next day in class the teacher asks all to put there hand up if they know the meaning of indifferent. Sure enough johnny shoots his hand up and is desperate to tell what he found. So the teacher asks Johnny what it means. Johnny proud of himself says confidently "Its better, Miss" "Its better Johnny, how you discover that" "Well Miss, I was passing my father and mother bedroom door last night, and I heard Mum say "thats better" and my Dad said "Its in different"

Added not a lot from wee county as yet.

As my wife has worked and run a chippy for more years than she cares to remember a will let you into a little secret for all you lothian punters. Chippy brown sauce is watered down with vinegar as a matter of course. thats why its runny. In the case of fish they are salted to dry them out so the batter can stick better. I have salt, vinegar and plenty of sauce on my suppers. Wonder if the chip shop fairy god will smite me for telling the secret.

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First time I seen a gizmo for detecting the BHP in the flesh so to speak. Just a thought while watching, will not connecting straight to the hubs cause some physics as in friction, forces etc. someone more scientific can explain the laws so how does this machine allow from car to car. and arrive at a true figure. Just a thought.

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Dunc charged £121.00 all in mate that included 1hr labour at £32.00.

After a bit of a delay finally got up to Dunc to get the timer fitted this morning.

Was a treament of some sort, he did say the car was buffed off prior to applying, the stone chips made good etc and scratches rubbed out if poss or as best as. I never saw the TV bit about the application film. Phone number for the Valet-Tech was 01786812233 or E-Mail at info@valet-tech.biz he may clarify what he was going to franchise, he was very interested in the prestige/sports car market and owners wanting to take care of there pride and joys.

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Over the past two weeks noticed these unmarked cars in the Falkirk, Stirling and alloa areas. Skoda Octavia dirty grey colour Alfa 147 Twin spark red Ford Focus Blue

Car was at Valet-Tech, Unit 7 Sprinkerse, Stirling for a wax and paint refurb, all for £29.00, A+ job and the car was spotless Oh, in the passing he was talking about a treatment for the front end to protect for stone chips. Its some new product or other and will do a paint touch up of stone chips then treatment. Never got no cost. But worth consideration owing to other threads about stone chipping and the like

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Dont Skidz in Falkirk have that camera and software to take a pic of your car and then try wheels to check how they look. Only a thought.

Me myself a worry about the unmarked 300brake skodas going about. Usually dull grey or off grey colour. Keep an eye out theres a fast skip about.

Carbon fibre Pod to fit top of dashboard of 2002 Bugeye or newage. The holes are three x 60mm and to fit Defi. Now for some cheap gauges to go with them

Paddy is found dead in house, burnt beyond all recognition. As the coroner needs the body identified he asks Paddy's only two mates to come down and identify the body. First in is Seamus and looks at the body, and then asks for the body to turned, he closely examines the bodys buttock region and says "Thats not Paddy" and leaves the room. Next in is Sean, he looks at the body and asks again for the body to be turned, he closely examines its buttock region and says "Thats not Paddy and leaves. The Coroner is bemused goes after the pair and catches them in the waiting room. "Right you two how you both sure that aint Paddy" They both in unison say "Well everytime we both walked Paddy in to the village, folks would say theres Paddy with the two arseholes"

Nice......., what about the exhaust The cherished number is kinda slow at the mo you sure you will have it in time. Well Edinburgh is anyway

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Last Thursday 27th Oct new age scoob silver doing over 100+ past Gleneagles speed cam, who was it, passed me on a bike, still feel the wheel spray. No decals I could identify though did not get much of a look at it. It did not even touch the brakes as the cams flashed twice.

Here is a story concerning car plates. My mate at work got a speeding ticket through the post, it said he was in Swansea doing 38 in a 30 limit and had been fined bla de bla. Only thing was he was never in Swansea on the date in question his car was in a garage getting fixed. So he phoned to tell the contact on the letter, they asked for his car details, he told them the car, colour and type it seems it was different car caught that date, not even same model. So fine scrubbed. But being wee nosey sods we did some digging amongst friends in the police and asked them if this was common. The reply scared me, it seems its rife in bike cirlcles and as a fine its usually a warning or a £40 fine, no points. The usual excuse is that the dafty in Halfruads must made a mistake in one digit and I never noticed it officer, thanks for bringing it to my attention. mmmmm

Welcome, and I aint no fifer ma spoons are too wee and a do come from the wee county.

Went to get kitchen parts, they always hold me up for some poxy wee bit or other then went to Hypertech and talked a wee while then, Laminated a kitchen floor, fitted Skirting and done new plinth. Got paid.... Got back home back of two and washed the motor and dryed it off and booked it in for a waxing next week.