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Been to Armadale quite a few times years ago, but not been for ages

hiya bud welcome

Lovely sounding car spotted in blackwood today outside a school, i heard the throaty exhaust well before i seen it, the burble was what made me look Blacked out windows too

BMW with a few bhp

'ere 'ere. yup its nice ... good one

A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. The hippie looks over and asks the nun if she would have sex with him. The nun, surprised by the question, politely declines and gets off at the next stop. When the bus starts again, the bus driver says to the hippie, "If you want, I can tell you how you can get that nun to have sex with you." The hippie of course says that he'd love to know, so the bus driver tells him that every Tuesday evening at midnight the nun goes to the cemetery to pray to the lord. "If you went dressed in robes and some glowing powder," says the bus driver, "You could tell her you were God and command her to have sex with you." The hippie decides to try this out. That Tuesday, he goes to the cemetery and waits for the nun. Right on schedule, the nun shows up. While she's in the middle of praying, the hippie walks out from hiding, in robes and glowing with a mask of god. "I am God, I have heard your prayers and I will answer them but you must have sex with me first," he says. The nun agrees but asks for anal sex so she might keep her virginity. The hippie agrees to this and quickly sets about having sex with the nun. After the hippie finishes, he rips off his mask and shouts out, "Ha ha, I'm the hippie! " The nun replies by whipping off her mask and shouting, "Ha ha, I'm the bus driver!"

lol nout wrong with that m8, i will still be playing games in the auld folks home.......... when i get there Playing GRAW2 on pc just now but its cack

just finished watching it

You dirty thievin' git............. bring back my Veyron lol

The wife The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman. And was somewhat upset. "You are a disrespectful pig!" she cried. "How dare you do this to me -- faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce! And the husband replied "Hang on just a minute love, so at least I can tell you what happened." "Fine, go ahead," she sobbed, "but they'll be the last words you'll say to me!" And the husband began -- "Well, I was getting into the car to drive home and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days! So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments. Since she needed a good clean up I suggested a shower, and while she was doing that I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I threw them away. Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but don't use because you say they are too tight. I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don't use because I don't have good taste. I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't use just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don't use because someone at work has a pair the same." The husband took a quick breath and continued - "She was so grateful for my understanding and help and as I walked her to the door she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said, Please ... do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?"

Here well done Imy, now you have a masters degree you are fully qualified to work in McDonalds Seriously gongrats

must not apply to vans then

hi m8

THANK GOD.....I am normal ok how are they stealing the cars then?

Yeah a bit daft.................... but so is hanging 2 x 4'' square pink dice in front of your eyes when driving!!! ok seriously if say someone was driving along the road and a kid walked out or some auld fart into your path, at the right speed in relation to distance and pedestrian speed the furry dice may obscure the chance of taking emergency action anyway how poofy is pink furry dice anyway

Hiya bud welcome

Yeah it would need to be as close to real life as it gets, not really a fan of arcade 'action' cheers

Not being funny but its cost a wee bit more but it really does make a difference to both performance & i rekon driving normally fuel economy too Works great in the Audi

There is going to be petrol at the new Asda in Newmains, dont know what yet as its not finished [petrol] for all those local V-Power is £104.9 here tho

Yeah i have seen this too, its just off the Carluke to Garrion bridge road, was in there a year ago looking to buy some flowers for the house i was selling. Nice planes ........ crapy flowers

Ok this is a split choice on my part so hoping for some advice or experiance from you guys. Basically i am a Pc gamer full stop. But, can i get the same driving experiance on my Pc that i would get on say a PS3? i would be up for this wheel set up in ed-209 topic as it looks the dogs horlics http://forums.sidc.co.uk/index.php?showtopic=108317 Dont know, dont want to spend a small fortune on something if the other is better.... see ma point I had the original PS with a F1 game eons ago & it was great What ya think?

hiya buddy

Yeah........ works good in my transit

In other words.......... getting a hold of the little ****s and kicking 7 different colours of **** outa them ..... just like the good old days before stupid 'human righhts' got slung in our faces .. Rant LOL very funny reading tho

O M G !!!!! Now that IS a blast from my distant past i used to watch that on Sundays Thanks for reminding me on how OLD i am