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It's not quite rag rolling,you know the small rollers used for glossing etc,it's that! Nothing technical involved,just a skinhead(maturish)a pot of paint and a gloss roller!(and a bit of sanding first)

Ok,you all no by now that i bought a bog standard 1.6i wagon on eBay(£415.05p!) I need to change her colour coz i hate it[+o(] and i don't have oodles of spare dough(who has!?) When i lived in spain i rag rolled my transit matt black(my heavy metal years!) and my scooter([]) and my mates range rover,i was thinking of doing the same to my scooby! Do you think this a disasterous move or should i save my pennies and wait? The beauty of rag rolling Her black is that any new body kits i get will be a piece of p*ss to colour match! Somebody said that a full re-spray will come to the best part of £2.500,but that is show standard.If rag roll her it'll cost about £50! So,is it a sin to rag roll a Scooby??????????????

A 70-year-old man goes to the doctor's for a physical. The doctor runs some tests and says to the man, ''Well, everything seems to be in top condition physically, but what about mentally? How is your connection with God?'' And the man says, ''Oh me and God? We're tight. We have a real bond, he's good to me. Every night when I have to get up to go to the bathroom, he turns on the light for me, and then, when I leave, he turns it back off.'' Well, upon hearing this the doctor was astonished. He called the man's wife and said, ''I'd like to speak to you about your husband's connection with God. He claims that every night when he needs to use the restroom, God turns on the light for him and turns it off for him again when he leaves. Is this true?'' And she says, ''That idiot, he's been peeing in the fridge'' [<)]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A young man was wandering, lost, in a forest when he came upon a small house. Knocking on the door he was greeted by an ancient Chinese man with a long, gray beard. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the Chinese man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter I will inflict upon you the three worst Chinese tortures known to man." "OK," said the man, thinking that the daughter must be pretty old as well, and entered the house. Before dinner the daughter came down the stairs. She was young, beautiful and had a fantastic figure. She was obviously attracted to the young man as she couldn't keep her eyes off him during the meal. Remembering the old man's warning he ignored her and went up to bed alone. But during the night he could bear it no longer and snuck into her room for a night of passion. He was careful to keep everything quiet so the old man wouldn't hear and, near dawn, he crept back to his room, exhausted but happy. He woke to feel a pressure on his chest. Opening his eyes he saw a large rock on his chest with a note on it that read, "Chinese Torture 1: Large rock on chest." "Well, that's pretty crappy," he thought. "If that's the best the old man can do then I don't have much to worry about." He picked the boulder up, walked over to the window and threw the boulder out. As he did so he noticed another note on it that read "Chinese Torture 2: Rock tied to left testicle." In a panic he glanced down and saw the line that was already getting close to taut. Figuring that a few broken bones was better than castration, he jumped out of the window after the boulder. As he plummeted downward he saw a large sign on the ground that read, "Chinese Torture 3: Right testicle tied to bedpost."

PMSL,i was only joking,it looks pukka mukka!

Looked better before[]

I've had a head mod,i got myself some Subaru sunglasses today[] My missus called me a t*t,charming!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But that would make it slower [] PMSFL[Y]

Me and my daughter spotted Big Jay in Gillingham(12:40ish),she MADE ME give chase,finally got behind him on watling street(?). We waved and flashed! Then we spotted a very nice wrx going up canterbury street(sounded beautiful!)

I hope i haven't offended any blind people that might be reading this...

A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning for a Particularly slow group of golfers. The engineer fumed, "What's with those blokes? We must have been waiting for fifteen minutes!" The doctor chimed in, "I don't know, but I've never seen such inept Golf!" The priest said, "Here comes the greens keeper. Let's have a word with Him." He said, "Hello, George! What's wrong with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they?" The greens keeper replied, "Oh, yes. That's a group of blind fire fighters. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime." The group fell silent for a moment. The priest said, "That's so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight." The doctor said, "Good idea. I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist colleague and see if there's anything he can do for them." The engineer said, "Why can't they play at night?"

According to my daughter my mother-in-law is too small too be a Lady![]

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Thanks Pele![] Who and how(and when i suppose?)do i have to pay?

Ok,while we're on the subject,wtf does imho(sp?) mean?[8-)]

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BTTT,what does that mean?[8-)]

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Ok,i'll stop with the efficient stuff,tell me when and i'll be there.[Y] Every scooby for him/herself!

PMSL @ spotty yoof![Y]

Moan??? You should give her the elbow mate! [] I nearly fell of my chair laughing,nice one Lee!

Is it possible to get just the logo without having my name with it? And how many millions will this rush me!? Thanks[<)]

I'd like to see the the geezers' face from autoglass when he turned up for that job![]