glen_miller

PMSL[Y]

Ok m8,i get the picture,won't happen again[Y]

lol,not that one,this one... Three vampires walk into a bar and order drinks. The first vampire asks for blood. The second vampire asks for blood. The third vampire asks for some hot water. The bartender is baffled. "Why don't you want blood like everyone else?" "Because," says the third vampire, pulling out a USED tampon, "I'm making tea." []

Two little old ladies were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a Flower Show was in progress. One leaned over and said to the other, "Life is so darned boring; we never have any fun anymore. For £5.00 I'd take my clothes off and streak through that stupid Flower Show!" "You're on!" said the other old lady holding up a £5.00 note. The first little old lady slowly fumbled her way out of her clothes and, completely nude, streaked (as fast as an old lady can) through the front door of the Flower Show. Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion inside the hall followed by loud applause and shrill whistling. The naked and smiling old lady came through the exit door surrounded by a cheering crowd. "What happened?" asked her waiting friend. "I won 1st Prize as Best Dried Arrangement!"[] Out of interest(yours!)how offensive can the jokes be?[

PORSCHE 911 by the interior 1985 SC[Y] HOW wrong can you be but sounds like 911 PMSL

Quality [Y] [Y][] LOOK!!!!!! AS ONE OF THE OLDER GENTLEMEN OF THE CLUB YOU YOUNG PUPPIES NEED TO SHOW RESPEC FOR ME MUUSIC YER NEED TO WASH YER EARS OUT AN LISON TO YER MAN BOB MARLEY CAN YER NOT EAR THE OCUN WHASIN THE BEACH HIM IS ONLY HELPIN YER TO GIT IN TUNE WITH YER SOUL AND COME ALIVE. this new tabaco is really greatttttt.[][][] As for favorite tracks DROWNED (Quadrophenia) live solo Townsend Royal Albert Hall 27 November 2000 ROAD TO HELL Full 7-30 mins Version Singer Lisa Stanfield song All woman Rock Album STEVE VAI Passion & Warfare Fav Album SUPERTRAMP Breakfast in America Fav Opera CARMEN Fav Sound track 2000cc Boxer engine on full song Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. [][][] I don't get it,respect,young puppy,bob marley etc didn't get any of it lol,what have i done[:^)]

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Favourite song; I'm Forever Blowing Bubbles, The Cockney Rejects Favourite Album; Quadrophenia, The Who

Gutted![]

Clapton Gilmour(duh!)

Nice one![<)]

Cheers m8,i've got one coming tomorrow from carparts-direct,well,they said it's coming tomorrow[]

Prodrive Performance Pack http://www.prodrive.co.uk/products_level2....?id=12&p=12 Cheers

Ok,i give up,wtf is PPP?[:$]

No m8,but i'm just about to,thanks[Y]

Can i have a n/s front drive shaft shaped sweatshirt please,to fit a 95[]

lol[] I WILL be getting a new front for my Scooby as soon as i can get all 4 wheels on the ground![] [Y]

I have done thanks m8,i'm a little more worried about not having a drive shaft at the moment though[] [Y]

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www.japarts.co.uk

Has anyone got a n/s front drive shaft,i've tried all the usual suspects,jap parts,scoobyworld etc and come up with nothing so far[:'(] I've got £'s,i'm not after a freebie[<)] You can instant message me on yahoo as i'm sat at the pc tracking parts! Thanks[:'(] Got one,should be here wednesday for poor deano to fit![<)]

It's up in the air now,needs a n/s front drive shaft![:'(] I'm frantically trying to get one now[:@]

Reasons Why Women Are Like Football Pitches 1. There is a vast difference in grounds with regards to length and width, thus varying the quality of the play. 2. Pitches vary from the well-grassed to the completely bald. 3. Remember it is possible to score at both ends, but one end per 45 minutes is favourable. 4. Tackling from behind is not always an offence - check with ground owner. 5. Be careful, as after a few pints a ground appears to be of Premiership standard but in reality would not even be eligible as a council dumping ground. 6. Only some grounds offer five-a-side facilities. 7. Don't ever make public your desires to play at Wembley,also,never mention pitches previously visited. 8. Extra time is dependent on subsequent pitch bookings. 9. If the ground does not seem to have under-soil heating suggest calling the game off, possibly even contact coroner. 10. When building a team it is always nice to finish with Seaman at the back. 11. Wet pitches allow for long sliding tackles. 12. Always tread carefully when leaving the pitch and entering the tunnel. 13. Personal morals may be compromised by local derbies. 14. It is illegal to play on small, unturfed pitches. 15. From time-to-time the goal may be obstructed by a highly absorbent goalie. 16. Russian grounds are frequently more grassy. 17. Very few grounds are found with executive boxes. 18. Be wary of grounds with room for coaches. 19. Always be on the look out for grounds that host ladies football two evenings a week []

Proper funny![Y]