RA Dunk Posted October 13, 2009 Share Posted October 13, 2009 Steven Cately has sadly died while on holiday age 33. Early reports say he was on a bender. It has emerged that Steven Gately died of swine flu!! A spokesman said he liked a cock a too. There was a wee singer called Gately who has'nt been singing much lately, after a bottle of rum and a cock up his bum, his trip to the sun ended fatally. Steven Gately was found dead this morning with chocolate on his a*** Police think it was George Michael with a careless whispa. After the death of Steven Gately in his spanish villa stars of the screen have been paying tributes. Ronan Keating said he was gutted. Louis Walsh said he was devastated and Michael Barrymore said he was innocent. Link to comment
paul555sti Posted October 13, 2009 Share Posted October 13, 2009 They say his partner woke up with a big stiffy. Link to comment
scooby doom Posted October 13, 2009 Share Posted October 13, 2009 (edited) Michael Jackson was disappointed when Steven Gately arrived in heaven and realised he wasn't from a boys home. Edited October 13, 2009 by Scooby Doom Link to comment
d5orr Posted October 13, 2009 Share Posted October 13, 2009 Steven Gately has been found dead! At this rate matt lucas will be the only gay in the village! Link to comment
oobster Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 It has emerged that Steven Gately died of swine flu!! A spokesman said he liked a cock a too. Erm, apologies in advance for being a pedantic git, but shouldn't that be BIRD flu? Link to comment
hosstheboss Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 The exact cause of Stephen Gately's death is yet to be established, but the doctor who examined him has reported that his a***hole was 3 times the size of a normal a***hole. The police are looking into it After a wild night of drinking, Steven Gateley and his husband decide to play a sex game. Steven says "I'll put a plastic bag over my head for 3 minutes and you time me with your new watch" Turns out he bought the watch off Alex Ferguson... Apparently Stephen Gately died just like Ayrton Senna. With skidmarks on his helmet! Sky News have just revealed the Stephen Gately may have died from food poisoning... A source close to the star said he was last seen munching on a Chocolate Starfish. Link to comment
Rick N Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 Whats pink and goes round and round? Steven Gatelys luggage on the airport carousel... Link to comment
mikeyb13 Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 (edited) Steven Gately's death was a second attempt at suicide. His first attempt was with a knife but it turned out he was a 5hit stabber Got another one but its sectarian and I got into trouble the last time Edited October 15, 2009 by mikeyb13 Link to comment
badbaz Posted October 19, 2009 Share Posted October 19, 2009 Police have today confirmed that Louis Walsh has received a threatening letter stating that for each week the twins remain on The X Factor another member of boyzone will die . . . Link to comment
mystery machine Posted October 19, 2009 Share Posted October 19, 2009 Whats pink and goes round and round? Steven Gatelys luggage on the airport carousel... Link to comment
mystery machine Posted October 19, 2009 Share Posted October 19, 2009 Erm, apologies in advance for being a pedantic git, but shouldn't that be BIRD flu? Link to comment
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