man-with-men Posted October 28, 2008 Share Posted October 28, 2008 As i strolled slowly through the fields in the holiday town of Jebrovia, I sensed a strange feeling i was being followed. I carried on heading towards the local post office where i was going to buy 3 second class stamps which would enable me to send my grannies xmas card in plenty of time. After about possible 600 metres, I could here heavy footsteps behind me as i realised i was being stalked. I turned around and saw this rather large and slender man in front of me. He was holding what appeared to be a sack and a syth. What immediately struck me as being strange, was the fact that on his twisted and mutilated feet he wore a pair of hand crafted wooden clogs !!! He looked down at the basket my left hand was aimlessly clutching onto and murmered "my....they are fantastic looking eggs you have". As i turned to walk away, he grabbed me by the neck, twisted my basket and my eggs smashed on the floor. Against my will, he took me to a log cabin in the woods and did terrible things to me Yes, he stole my stamps, eggs and xmas card for my granny. Oh dear Link to comment
RA Dunk Posted October 28, 2008 Share Posted October 28, 2008 lol that made absolutely no sense to me what so ever, but happy for you all the same Chris Link to comment
wilky Posted October 28, 2008 Share Posted October 28, 2008 You have been smoking the Tobagan JPS again havent you? Link to comment
paul555sti Posted October 28, 2008 Share Posted October 28, 2008 Yes but which one of you smoked the goat ? Link to comment
man-with-men Posted October 28, 2008 Author Share Posted October 28, 2008 (edited) Yes, i have indeed been smoking the Kensitas Club Botswanan style with the Trinidad and Tobagan Delta Commandos. Up the 3rd Bn TTDC Edited October 28, 2008 by man-with-men Link to comment
cullenmin Posted October 29, 2008 Share Posted October 29, 2008 Normally i'd expect to see this ****e in the off topic section..... but since its been so quiet in here then what the hell. Keep up the good work Manny-with-many-Mannies Link to comment
Subarstar Posted October 29, 2008 Share Posted October 29, 2008 As i turned to walk away, he grabbed me by the neck, twisted my basket and my eggs smashed on the floor.Against my will, he took me to a log cabin in the woods and did terrible things to me Yes, he stole my stamps, eggs and xmas card for my granny. Oh dear Gutted for you mate!!! Nevermind at least your car's OK that's the main thing. Link to comment
gus the bus Posted October 29, 2008 Share Posted October 29, 2008 So it wasn't bongo bongo from Winston Link to comment
jcscoob Posted October 29, 2008 Share Posted October 29, 2008 (edited) Did someone say BongoBongo .......... Nice suit !!! Edited October 29, 2008 by Jcscoob Link to comment
RA Dunk Posted October 29, 2008 Share Posted October 29, 2008 Actually JC i think they did Link to comment
RA Dunk Posted October 29, 2008 Share Posted October 29, 2008 lol that was a funny thread that one was, right up there with st3ph3ns gloves one Link to comment
st3ph3n Posted October 29, 2008 Share Posted October 29, 2008 That was a great thread. Maybe the winter will bring out the madness again. Link to comment
fai17 Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 I hope there is going to be some madness in here soon...its like death in here. Link to comment
man-with-men Posted October 31, 2008 Author Share Posted October 31, 2008 That photo of the catsuit and winston eating his lunch is priceless !!!! whats frightening though is the fact that you have it kept on your hard drive to keep your shaft occupied !! shame on you Peter, im going to middleton tomorrow if you wanna go? AM Link to comment
zeolite Posted October 31, 2008 Share Posted October 31, 2008 That photo of the catsuit and winston eating his lunch is priceless !!!! whats frightening though is the fact that you have it kept on your hard drive to keep your shaft occupied !! shame on you Peter, im going to middleton tomorrow if you wanna go? AM So you are still waving your rod around in public then mannie-with-many? I have one so big I need both hands to swing it. Really! Link to comment
man-with-men Posted October 31, 2008 Author Share Posted October 31, 2008 So you are still waving your rod around in public then mannie-with-many?I have one so big I need both hands to swing it. Really! Ian, i know you do !! Ive seen your posts on the appropriate forum !! Im planning on swinging my manly rod around tomorrow for a while amongst other men. If i catch a fash its a bonus but failing that, if i catch a man its a bonus :waving-santa: Link to comment
oobster Posted November 1, 2008 Share Posted November 1, 2008 It puts the lotion on it's skin. Or else it gets the hose again. Link to comment
man-with-men Posted November 5, 2008 Author Share Posted November 5, 2008 (edited) It puts the lotion on it's skin.Or else it gets the hose again. PUT THE LOTION IN THE BASKET Edited November 5, 2008 by man-with-men Link to comment
zeolite Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 Ian, i know you do !! Ive seen your posts on the appropriate forum !! Im planning on swinging my manly rod around tomorrow for a while amongst other men.If i catch a fash its a bonus but failing that, if i catch a man its a bonus Was it this one? Fishy article Link to comment
man-with-men Posted November 7, 2008 Author Share Posted November 7, 2008 Was it this one?Fishy article not that one, the FFF Link to comment
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