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kip

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  1. Nice wheels but i think gun metal would look better with the colour of your car
  2. The new tyres you got are Yokohama parada 2 you nutter not proxies and there not bubble gum tyres
  3. No worry here he hasn't clean his exhaust
  4. 1 TJ_666 --- 290.01 bhp 2 TINO_wrx--- 90- TURBO diesel van!!!lol 3 gison ----- 257.9bhp 4 Woodcote - 315 5 L3OUDGIRL ( 300BHP ) soon to be 350bhp 6 kip 400.6BHP / 421ft/lbs Torque ( car now damaged) 7 8 9 10
  5. Love a go in this http://videos.streetfire.net/video/Introdu...Drag_180618.htm
  6. The 2 best one's are Piper cross induction kit (lots of pennies) and the green cotton filter. both these will not knacker the maf sensor unlike most
  7. all those who took the time to help should be given a big pat on the back
  8. This is how you squeeze it so the slug slim come off
  9. Defo the best pic of the record i have seen
  10. Or more lick what did you want to suck
  11. He she is Dave lol with me with Dave
  12. was a fantastic day we should all be proud we set the record on a day to remember the top man!! cheers for the lift dave you do need to change them bubblegum tyres you got m8 LOL
  13. A husband and wife came for counselling after 20 years of marriage. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 20 years they had been married. She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured over the course of their marriage. Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and, after asking the wife to stand, embraced and kissed her passionately as her husband watched with a raised eyebrow. The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze. The therapist turned to the husband and said, This is what your wife needs at least three times a week. Can you do this?' The husband thought for a moment and replied, 'Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I go fishing.'
  14. OOOOOOOOOOO cheers Dave but it might rap around a bit
  15. >A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. > >Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. > >"Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! >You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We >need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? >They're going to STICK! Careful . CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER >listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you >CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you >always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!" > >The wife stared at him. "What in the world is wrong with you? You think >I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?" > >The husband calmly replied, "I just wanted to show you what it feels >like when I'm driving." now this sounds like the wife
  16. All jokes aside he is a great looking bird and he did site nice on my hand but i think thats because Dave was standing next to him
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