These are all true storys lol
1) GOOD: Wexford: Garda Traffic Corps had a perfect spot to watch
for
speeders, but weren't getting many. Then they discovered the problem
- a
12-year-old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign,
which
read SPEED TRAP AHEAD'. The garda also found the boy had an
accomplice
who was down the road with a sign reading 'TIPS' and a bucket full
of
money(And we used to just sell strawberries!)
2) BETTER: A motorist was mailed a photo of his car speeding through
an
automated speed check on the N4. A €80 speeding ticket was included.
Being cute, he sent the gardai a photo of €80. The Gardai responded
with
another mailed photo of handcuffs.
3) BEST: A Young woman was pulled over for speeding. A Traffic
Corps
Garda walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she
said,
'I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the Garda Traffic
Department
Ball.' He replied, 'The Garda Traffic Department don't have
balls.....'
There was a moment of silence. He then closed his book, got back in
his
patrol car and left.