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kip

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  1. I always look after you hun and i hope you have a good trip down to see Kaz
  2. yep but Lewis has finally got it
  3. Condolences to You and Your Family Mark . Sorry for your sudden loss
  4. It's the 28th Oct and here in Dunstable we have HEAVY SNOW
  5. The toyo T1R's work out cheaper hun
  6. Gutted for you mate I would love to get hold of the *****s that do things like this and pour brake fluid down there necks
  7. J9 M11 from 6.30pm at the Harvester
  8. J9 M11 from 6.30pm at the Harvester
  9. the bill will be small from this garage lol http://videos.streetfire.net/video/Worlds-...gine_193086.htm
  10. Yes he was a great man and will be sadly missed RIP Eddie
  11. As a lot of you know i wrote the scooby off a couple of months back and know the insurance company have ripped me off so are some scum bags. The car is sat on my drive as we take it apart and over the night some scum bag has come down my drive and nicked the trim from the windscreen and over the roof so all i can say is people like them shouldn't buy a scooby if they can't afford to run it and repair it .So to the scum who nicked the bits from the car IF I CATCH YOU I WILL CUT YOUR F****NG HANDS OFF W***ER.
  12. baby baby baby only joking because Mr D has told us ok i will
  13. looks a lot better now phil very nice
  14. I would like to say thank you to Dave (Emoe) for all his help over the weekend stripping my car down. Cheers mate You can have some more bits of the car mate and i will just swop them for Hutch
  15. Virginity like bubble, one *****, all gone. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who run in front of car get tired. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who run behind car get exhausted. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man with one chopstick go hungry. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who drive like hell, bound to get there. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who stand on toilet is high on pot. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Crowded elevator smell different to midget. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
  16. These are all true storys lol 1) GOOD: Wexford: Garda Traffic Corps had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but weren't getting many. Then they discovered the problem - a 12-year-old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign, which read SPEED TRAP AHEAD'. The garda also found the boy had an accomplice who was down the road with a sign reading 'TIPS' and a bucket full of money(And we used to just sell strawberries!) 2) BETTER: A motorist was mailed a photo of his car speeding through an automated speed check on the N4. A €80 speeding ticket was included. Being cute, he sent the gardai a photo of €80. The Gardai responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs. 3) BEST: A Young woman was pulled over for speeding. A Traffic Corps Garda walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said, 'I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the Garda Traffic Department Ball.' He replied, 'The Garda Traffic Department don't have balls.....' There was a moment of silence. He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left.
  17. Very nice Mandy just keep Revvers away from it
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