So there I was, arriving home from work last week and the Missus says "Ooo, your indicator thingy [beautiful but not technical is my beloved] was hanging off when you drove past the window". Out I rush and stone me she's right. It's out because there is a bloody great dent in the wing where someone had obviously opened a door onto it when I was in the car park. Not much I could do there and then (except fume) as off walking in the Lakes for the next 5 days.
But this morning I took a little peek at the CCTV, which we installed last year after a spate of these little vehicular love bites, and saw the little scrote do it, and he knew he'd done it, and he just drove off. But he comes back every month to service some boxes of female sanitary type equipment so we'll have him. The footage shows his door actually rebounding off my wing so there is no doubt at all who did it.
Time for some quotes...