Wee Jock

IMHO! You cant change the voting half way through, the rules should have been stipulated b4 you voted![:$] So you either scrap the vote and start again, the new rules specified so everyone is aware of whats goin on or you suck it and see! []

<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /> A man was in a long line at the supermarket. As he got to the register he realized he had forgotten to get condoms, so he asked the checkout girl if she could have some brought up to the register. She asked, "What size condoms?" The customer replied that he didn't know. She asked him to drop his pants. He did. She reached over the counter, grabbed hold of him and called over the intercom, "One box of large condoms, Checkout 5." The next man in line thought this was interesting, and Like most men, was up for a cheap thrill. When he got up to the register, he told the checker that he too had forgotten to get condoms, and asked if she could have some brought to the register for him. She asked him what size, and he stated that he didn't know. She asked him to drop his pants. He did. She gave him a quick feel, picked up the intercom and said, "One box of medium-sized condoms, Checkout 5." A few customers back was this teenage boy. He thought what he had seen was way too cool. He had never had any type of sexual contact with a live female (a dead one, maybe?), so he thought this was his chance. When he got to the register he told the checker he needed some condoms. She asked him what size and he said he didn't know. She asked him to drop his pants and he did. She reached over the counter, gave him a quick squeeze, then picked up the intercom and said... "Tissues", Checkout 5

Nothing wrong with bein foreign! [:@] []

Tony, r u sorted now, whats the latest?

We heard that behind us then the van driver cut across us on to the hard, shoulder what happened?

Thats real bad luck m8, they should deport them back to where they came from! Hope its not as bad as it sounds!

1>10 2>13

Cool pics, took me back to the days when I had my own MKII ! [Y]

Bought my flaps from here and they are excellent value for the money! http://www.scoobyworld.co.uk/catalog/produ...71#mudflaps9300

What on the back of a trailer [] LOL! PMSL! []

How many fuel stops would you have to take going to Donington [] Oh, Ha Ha! Managed home yesterday on 1 tank of fuel! Took a shortcut! []

Oh Dear! [] Thats why I dint run mine!

Is there a club outing to Japfest II

Better off popping down to Lydd Airport, they sell 142 octane fuel for the same price as normal unleaded! [Y] That will really make your car go like stink and it wont break the bank! []

Anyone got a spare temp gauge for a JMD 95/96 classic please?

Yup, got to second that, me and the BLONDE had a great time, was nice to meet some of you and hopefully see ya all soon! Wife loved the tunnel blast on the M25 that put a smile on her face! [] All the best mr & mrs Jock

I touch goats!

Bad news guys & galls! The weather forecast for tomorrow in the Chippenham area is for rain up till 2pm then some sunshine with highs of only 15C! [li]

A Scotsman and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation toJerusalem. While they were there, his wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband "You can have her shipped home to Scotland for $5000, or you can bury her here for $150. The man thought about it and told him he would have her shipped home. The undertaker asked "Why would you spend $5000 to ship your Wife home when she could be buried here in the Holy Land for $150?" The man replied "Long ago a Man died here, was buried here, and 3 days later He rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."

A Blonde Joke! Q: What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme? A: Humpme Dumpme.

Quality! [Y]

And they have them in stock too! The chap is based in Clydebank, Scotland, I have bought various bits and bobs off him without any probs! Drop him an email first, very helpfull [Y]

Would you not be better off buying a new 2.5L STi short motor for £1350 inc vat?

For all you woman out there!