scientific steve

you can feel the love from over here Wuz I touch goats matey

right folks, i have just got my mits on a set of defi gauges and pod and am looking for someone in the aberdeen area to fit this in me motor, at the moment i am (still) down here in the caspian area and looks like i'll be coming back about the 10-12 or there abouts. so if anybody would like to lend a hand - Wuz you out there ? - and would like to help me out feel free to drop me a line cheers steve

quite a few of me mates have taken all of their piercings out now two of them due to the fact that the piercing have streached the skin and made it look a bit weird and the others have just got bored cause too many folk have got the same you could say it's the same with tat's but what the hell would i know as i've got two on me upper arms and so far 22 hours work on a back piece with about another 10 to go

next time wrap some sticky tape round it's paws and watch it brake-dance round the kitchen i dont mean to sound cruel or anything and hand on heart would never do this to any cat cause i like them dogs on the other hand..................

i think we've all been there at some point, some more than others, i include myself in that last part

The Vodka Scooter... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- How many times have you woken up in the morning after a hard nigt drinking and thought, 'How on earth did I get home?' As hard as you try, you cannot piece together your return journey from the pub to your house. The answer to this puzzle is that you used a 'Vodka Scooter.' The Vodka Scooter is a mythical form of transport, owned and leased to the drunk by Bacchus, the Roman God of Wine. Bacchus has acquired a large batch of these magical devices. The Vodka Scooter works in the following fashion: The passenger reaches a certain level of drunkenness and the "slurring gland" begins to give off a pheromone. Bacchus or one of his many sub-contractors detects this pheromone and sends down a winged Vodka Scooter. The scooter scoops up the passenger and deposits them in their bedroom via a trans-Dimensional Portal. This is not cheap to run, so a large portion of the passenger's in-pocket cash is taken as payment. This answers the second questions after a night out, 'How did I spend so much money?' Unfortunately, Vodka Scooters have a poor safety record and are thought to be responsible for over 90% of all UDI (Unidentified Drinking Injuries), such as bruised legs, poorly toes and a sore spot on the top of your head. An undocumented feature of the Vodka Scooter is the destruction of time segments during the trip. The nature of Trans-Dimensional Portals dictates that time will be lost, seemingly unaccounted for. This answers a third question after a night out, 'What the hell happened?' With good intentions, Bacchus opted for the REMIT (Removal of Embarrassing Moments In Time) add on, that automatically removes, in descending order, those parts in time regretted most. Unfortunately one person's REMIT is not necessarily the REMIT of another's and quite often, lost time is regained in discussions over a period of time. Independent studies have also shown that Beer Goggles often cause the Scooter's navigation system to malfunction thus sending passengers to the wrong bedroom, often with horrific consequences. For the young ladies, Vodka Scooters come equipped with flowers picked from other people's garden and Thump-A-Lot boots (Patent Pending). These boots are designed in such a way that no matter how quietly you tip-toe up the stairs, you are sure to wake up your downstairs neighbours. Special anti-gravity springs ensure that you bump into every wall in the house and the CTSGS (Coffee Table Seeking Guidance System) explains the bruised shins. The final add-on Bacchus saw fit to invest in for some Scooters is the TAS (Tobacco Absorption System). This explains how one person can apparently get through 260 stolen Marlboro Lights in a single night, regardless of whether or not said person is a regular smoker or not. P.S. Don't forget the on-board heater, which allows you to comfortably get home from the pub in sub-zero temperatures, wearing just a small outfit. Vodka scooters, wonders of modern technology...have you ever had a ride on one??!!

i'm up for a laugh, if i cant keep up i know the way GROUP 1- Wilky 1. Wilky 2. WUZ 3. Gumball 4. scientific steve GROUP 2- Squirrel 1. The Squirrel 2. scoobykev 3. RubyTheScooby 4. Paddy247 5. Jc scoob 6. st3ph3n 7. karps 8. Steve 9. GSP GROUP 3- Corsa 1. Davie Corsa ,wife and little un.... 2. Ed-209 3. WRXMANIA 4. PaulC555 + Wife and Little un.... 5. johnny50 + wife + taz GROUP 4- meeting at the lecht 1. Catherine and Ken Ross 2. andywrx 3.Craig Mac

craig - thanks for that but i'm afraid that i did away with that just as soon as i got the exhaust, complete from turbo back, love it carl - thanks for the heads-up on that cheers for that ken i is still away in the caspian area at the moment and by the looks of it i shant be back till the end of the month and as my mot is due for the 5th of november i shall be giving yersail a holler about that time by the way i take it that you would be the person that greg was on about cheers steve

this is me first chance to get onto the net after going off in search of that black gold stuff on the 4th of Oct and i is getting withdrawl symptoms of SIDC land anyhoo, can you peeps suggest where i can get my mota through the dreaded MOT next month i dont think i will pass with the exhaust being as it's a magnex straight thru so do i have to put back on the old one or what?????? anywhere in aberdeen is cool for me any help would be great cheers

the track day we had in june i was able to get a 63.3 and this was timed with me mates camcorder just left the thing set up and taped me going round and round, only thought about lap times after seeing the counter at the bottom of the screen to say i was chuffed is an understatement

yep, fair point

is it just me or did it look as though that rock had been placed there ????????????

having owned a M3 Evo before i bought the scoob i have to agree with the others, can be quite interesting in the wet oh, and also consider getting a small runabout for the winter if you do get one cause it wont be going anyplace in the snow trust me on that one, the m3 evo dont have any traction control !!!!!!! dont get me wrong i loved the m3, i had the 4 door one and found it was fantastic, it was a hoot on the back roads and brill on the motorways and at the end of a long trip it was very kind to your spine and backside yes the scoob will kick it's tail but i still hanker for the way bmw get the little things right just my 2 pence worth

ooohh, i remember them. and all the chocolate falling into yer lap too, sore jaw after chomping yer way through the tasty bu$$er i'm still waiting for them to take back Banjo's

dont suppose this would mean some spare spaces would it just got back from offshore this avo and didnt think i would be back till sunday any chance give me a holler

sorry folks, i've been told that at the end of next week i'm jetting off to turkmenistan then off to baku for a 6 week hitch i shant fill up all this space with nasty words so i'll keep this short i've been wanting to go to a few SIDC thingys for the last while now and cause of this thing called work i aint been able to now i can add this to the list, so i can make the photo thing in november i'm taking some holidays hope you guys have a blast 1. Carl Davey, Cav Turbo 2. Jamie, Scooby ...depending on shifts 3. Iain, WRX Bug 4. Wuz 5. .................................!!!!!! 6. Ac!D 7. RS Grant 8. TrickyB 9. Miss Scooby, STI Type R - sorry, cant make the 20th 10. Power Junkie STI Type R 11. Sarah/John, WRX pending MOT pass 12. Rossyboy 13. Johnny50 (car unknown at present)

yep i'm up for this 1. Gumball 2. RS Grant 3. Andywrx 4. st3ph3n 5. Pedals 6. Ac!D 7. Jcscoob 8. Craig Mac 9. WRC No 1 10. Paddy 11. WRXMANIA 12. Billyboy and Jean and Ally 13. CORSA. 14.TheSquirrel555 and co-pilot 15. FAI17 16. G6RAY 17. Marc29 18. Fee & Adam (if he's ever in the country) 19. Karps 20. Catherine and Ken Ross 21. Baz (will attend but no idea what car in yet!!!) 22. Kenny.S 23. Kart_man 24. Col 666 25. DanTerzo 26. Scientific Steve there you go dan

yup, count me in for this would look awsome sight, good thinking on the callander idea and a run after carlsberg dont do weekends but if they did............

room for one more thought i would join in on this too

if i'm here i'd be up for it but as with every other service company we're very busy the noo and it all depends if i would be here or not but count me in if i is here

I felt a similar disappointment when I read the 'mudflap' post !! did'nt Spinal Tap do a song about this ?

sorry folks i didnt mean to dissapoint you all i couldnt resist a jolly jape like that

aye up chaps i've just noticed that i have now got my "Regular" bit in me window here's to many more posts and hours fiddiling away on the forum and reading funny rants from folk............... cheers steve

cant remember wot year it was but it werent new by any means saab 900 turbo, got it for 1200 pounds off a chap from forres, think the shocks were knackered as it was daammm good fun in a straight line but quite a handfull going round any sort of corner. one thing i remember about it was how driving at night whilst it snowed could be interesting, cause the bumper stuck out so bloomin far, the snow would build up and after a time covered the headlights !!! i think this is why they put those little wipers on the lights, so if they worked they could clear away the snow.

steve here have had a few "sports" cars over the years the first with 4 wheel drive was a celica GT4 and loved the planted feeling of it, you just knew that flooring it round a corner you were pretty safe (to a point) and hankered after that safeness after having a couple of beemers the last one boing a M3 evo, fare enough it is a fantastic car and all but it could bite now i am in love with me MY98 type R with a full Magnex system, whiteline droplinks, mintex pads and discs, braided hoses and living in scotland plenty of fun roads 1. GUMBALL ..............04 STI WR BLUE 2. WRXMANIA ...........03 WRX SILVER 3. DOUGSTER ...........98 Civic 1.5 v-tec 4 CORSA.................. 04 STI WR BLUE 5 5COOBY................ 03 CORSA 1.2 6 jc scoob ................99 UK GREEN 7 mrs jcscoob...........00UK WAGON 8 Billyboy..................55 sti9 wif PPP 9 Spince...................02 WRX Silver 10 DanTerzo............Wr Blue terzo 11 GordyNo1...........WR1 12 seevers ..............01 Bugeye 13 andywrx ............04 WRX Blue 14 st3ph3n ............. 05 WRX Black 15 Fai17...................03 STI8 WR BLUE 16 scientific steve.....98 Type R White