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Man's in his local restaurant eating his breakfast when he notices a big black hair hanging out of the burger. He calls over the waitress and after kicking up a fuss she suggests he comes out the back to see where the food is prepared. When he gets into the kitchen he sees the chef mixing up the meat for the burgers which he then rolls into patties and squashes flat under his big hairy armpits. He walks off in disgust and the waitress calls out "you wait until you see how he does the donuts"

All a bit technical [:$] Don't go putting in the photos that were taken at the Wharf on Friday - don't want to scare the children lol

Its working [] Thank you spotty yoof / computer geek [] After Ian suggested that earlier I trawled through the options and couldn't see any uninstall facility - perhaps I should have put my glasses on [:$] Thanks any way []

Imho thats an improvement lol

Looks like he's in meltdown - has one Magners and he loses all control over his face. Has more than one and loses control over his entire body lol

Can't see how to uninstall it - where's there a spotty yoof / computer geek when you need one ?.....no sad icon again! Now the quote thingy isn't working properly as you can see

thats a thought - assumed that once it was on it would be there to stay - will give it a go and let you know.

Downloaded new version of yahoo internet explorer yesterday and since then the SIDC posting box has reduced to 3 x 2 rather than full screen - have also lost text style / size options and icons not working. Anyone else having problems - can't believe this has happened just by downloading internet update - everything else seems ok.....no sad icon at the end!

how was the chinese.......number 27, 15, 47......please lol

preferred the original........sorry

no messing with the posts lol

Would think Dunks to be the most appropriate person to get the donuts in now lol

If you were thinking of treating your fellow club members to Krispie Kremes, I think you'll find that it works out cheaper per donut to buy one of those large mixed boxes [] In case you have trouble locating the store its near the cinemas lol

You'd best sit down and rest now Mark, don't want to be using all your strength typing lol

Haven't seen the sponsor pack but I think my earlier post perhaps sums up the situation as far as I'm concerned. Don't know what others think.......perhaps chat it over tonight at the meet ?

looks like a non-starter unless we can arrange anything at the Wharf tonight?

Happy birthday Markie [<)] 42 ? hahahahahahaha

Early night [][][]

Have had a word with the management here at work and they'd prefer me to stay until 0630 tomorrow []

less than a month before the run []

A blonde and a brunette were in a lift. The lift stopped at the 5th floor and a young guy got in - he was very cute but the girls noticed he had terrible dandruff. When the lift got to the ground floor they let the guy get out first. The brunette then said " we should have given him Head and Shoulders" to which the blonde replied " thats a good idea but how we going to give him shoulders" Well I never said it was that funny

b t t t

Too busy taking photos of the new car..........get back to work []

Unbelieveable.....people will nick anything these days lol

I can do better than that i have 2 weeks off from Friday [] No change there then []........lifes one long busmans holiday for some