baser999

The Children in Need run to Norwich should be a good'un. Even if your cars off the run we should be able to fit you in somewhere for the night [] By the way welcome to Kent Scoobies......some of them are mad, others are very mad.........you just need to decide which ones are which [8-)]

Thanks Nick....have found most of the IOM sites on the net - didn't want specific hotel names etc etc but general advice as to the best area to be based in although Douglas is probably the obvious choice. Although we'll have the car its nice to be able to go out without it and have a few beers hence my thinking that Douglas is perhaps the best base....or is it Ramsey or Port Erin - looks pretty but perhaps a bit small? Its this sort of info that you really can't pick up off the net because each area is waving their own flag "come here, come here...." We'll probably self-cater.

Been at work tonight and looking out for the first piccies.......none yet so assume you're still out there on the darkside somewhere lol

With hindsight it would perhaps have been easier to have set a date earlier on and then this would have given everyone the opportunity to reschedule their own plans around it. Having to decide / vote on a date, then the venue all becomes a logistical nightmare as we know with the t-shirts saga.

Have a good time tonight.......sadly I gotta be at work [] Don't anyone be needing an ambulance now tonight as you'll probably not get one - we'll be dealing with the genuinely ill, sick and dying........you know the ones that have left the pub and "don't feel well....someone spiked my drink....I've fallen over, but not been drinking.......I walked into a glass that was being thrown" etc etc Who said cynical?

only bought a new computer to accommodate the new icons........hate to admit this but they're quite good

Dr Smith is hauled up before the medical board , charged with gross misconduct. " Dr Smith, you realise why you have been summoned here.....for having sex with your patients.......what do you have to say in your defence? " Dr Smith thinks then says " Well, I'm not the first and unlikely to be the last......" " Yes, but you're a VET! " lol

bonjour Wayne.....comment allez-vous?

Looking good Mark..........now to catch the little bar-stewards that have sprayed your number plates.

Two today since there wasn't a Thursday funny [] Three girls sitting in the doctors awaiting the results of their pregnancy tests. Brunette says "if I'm pregnant it'll be a girl as I was on the bottom". Redhead then says "well if I'm pregnant it'll be a boy as I was on top". The blonde thinks for a minute then says " well I'm going to be having puppies!". A young couple get married and on their wedding night he asks his young bride if she would object to him having a drawer in their dresser that she would never go to. She agrees. After 30 years of marriage she notices that the drawer has been left slightly open so takes a peek in and sees three golfballs and £1000. When he gets home she confronts him about this. He admits to her that everytime he was unfaithful he put a golfball in the drawer. She thinks about this and decides that 3 times in 30 years of marriage isn't so bad after all. She then asks him about the £1000. "Oh" he says, "well everytime I got a dozen golfballs I sold them". [][]

oooooooooooooooooooh, mr moderators getting all sensitive [] just because he's got some new icons

The words sad and geek come to mind here [] Mind you he's not at work for a fortnight and apart from washing his car and making it rain, he's probably got nothing else to do lol

Want anything technical doing ?........................................ ....................look no further than someone else []

No problems lately

Bogger, just when I can't go [:'(] Still, I got the rear end of the car in JTuner magazine [] as part of the RBMR so suppose I shouldn't complain

Theres a group buy been set up on Scoobynet under ' Essex SC Events ' for the above - would have cut and paste it across here but don't know how [:$] Perhaps its best to add our names to that thread ?

Frightened you're all going to escape to the 'other side' [] Thanks anyway for the advise - will wait to see if anyone else offers any advise otherwise its all down to the brochures

A husband and wife out golfing when she asks him " if I die would you remarry?" The man says " no, of course not" She replies " I'm sure you would" He backs down and concedes that he might. She then asks " would you let her sleep in our bed ?" He replies " I suppose so.." She then finally asks him "would you let her use your golf clubs" He replies "no, she's left handed"

But isn't that what the bumpers are for []

Well its not your birthday for another year []

Likely to be taking a break on the island at the beginning of March - wheres the best area to stop - have approached the tourist board but their brochures etc not out yet so its down to the tinternet but it all looks the same doing it that way hence the request for insider information [] The schedules for the car ferries aren't available either yet - don't they like visitors out of season? lol Thanks guys and gals []

pasta for me

don't you mean Markie Chan ?

Nicked this off the ESC site although it was originally posted by Pink Lady ' Norty Bunny ' from Sussex Scoobies...... Essex girl had been involved in a very bad rta, blood everywhere. The fire brigade dragged the girl from the wreckage of her car and the ambulance crew laid her out flat. Medic : I want to check if you've been concussed Sharon : ok Medic : Now tell me how many fingers I got up Sharon : oh no, I'm paralyzed from the waist down

Only sometimes [:'(]