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Get a mention everywhere, even if its spelt wrong lol........did someone not once suggest Hairy DJ might just have the edge on me? Anyway, what the hell you doing up at 6o'c?......just getting in from the pub []

A compromise........my car, your numberplates []

Anyone want to check if its working lol

another excuse for Markie not to go and do a full week lol

The camera unit was being reinstated on the A2 at the Black Prince, coast-bound , when I went past at about 14:45 today [:@] Its been missing for so long now most people had forgotten all about it.....council presumeably looking to rake in some money for Christmas [] Don't know if the one on the other side has been done as well, although I think that the lines may have been removed from the road surface on that side some time ago.

.....with thanks to Tommy Cooper My mates in love with 2 schoolbags........he's bi-satchel Phoned the local ramblers association today but the bloke just went on and on and on.... I was in the jungle and saw a monkey in a tree with a can opener. I said you won't need that for the banana. I know he replied its for the tin of custard. A lorry load of tortoises ran into a lorry load of terrapins.....turtle disaster. I told my girlfriend I worked at the bowling alley 'Tenpin?' No, permanent. Went into a shop and said 'can someone sell me a kettle?' 'Kenwood'....who's he I said. What do you think of voluntary work? Wouldn't do it even if you paid me. Cowboy walks into a German car showroom and says 'Audi' Went to buy a train ticket today and the conductor said 'Eurostar'. I said I'd been on telly but was no Dean Martin. Phoned the local gym and asked if they could teach me how best to exercise. 'How flexible are you?' I told them I couldn't make Tuesday or Thursday. Visited the local RSPCA today. Offices were so small you couldn't swing a cat in there. Fancied a game of darts with my mate - nearest the bull goes first. He went 'baaah' I went 'moooh' so he said 'you're closest' Bought some Armegeddon cheese today. Packet said 'best before the End' [][][]

[Y] hence the reason it being the Bobbing Apple pub

hope all went well for you both []

Seems to be a problem we've all had after upgrading internet explorer

You're clearly a man that likes to live dangerously Ian.......or you planning to delete your posting before Skippy gets home from the shoe shop lol. Anyway why haven't you sent her off to work []

don't put yourself down Ian....think important , after all when the mail turns up indoors who's it addressed to first - yes thats right MR and mrs YOGI - whose name is first on all the important paperwork - house deeds, council tax demands etc etc []

Translation.......not at the moment, I'm multi-tasking........watching the soaps, eating chocolate, flicking through a sloppy magazine and thinking shoooooooooooooooooes lol

Sorry , on nights this weekend......wrap up warm guys, its not warm along that seafront in December

Is there something you should be telling us lol

Mickywho? Hopefully by the time you're back on-line you'll have moved - hope the move went ok

Keep up Trevor.......its 505 now []

so thats how she keeps herself amused when she's in by herself [] lol

but it says 504 [8-)] make your mind up Trevor

Silver classic in Plumstead High St about 1100 then a silver classic wagon on Central Way Thamesmead about an hour later..........don't often see silver imprezas []

Meat?........in a McDonalds - is this a new item they're putting on their menu? lol

Best take it easy over the weekend Mark..... before you know it Monday morning will be here again and you'll be thinking about another couple of hours work [][Y] Go and have a lie down, this week must have been exhausting for you []

That's priceless coming from you []

Finished 4 x 12 hour nights at 630 this morning....knackered. Still, not rostered back now until Friday night next week [][Y] You all have a nice time at work next week []

Look - just like this....even I can do it lol

Welcome..........its only the others that are mad, well thats what the voices in my head keep telling me [6]