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baser999

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  1. Best wishes to Neil (Dunks) and Sharon on their wedding day. Hope you and the children all have a great day []
  2. Give us a clue...................................................
  3. Silver classic wagon with gold wheels went past me when I was parking up after work this morning ,about 07:15
  4. MONEY MONEY MONEY, In a RICH mans world..... Flash Fu(k And I thought I was slumming it with Meguirs ,Poorboys and P21s wax [] Leebo's gonna order all that stuff then he'll find out he gets a supply with his new car lol
  5. Oi........bit less of 'the old people that should know better'........I'm one of them lol
  6. List amended []
  7. Nice one Dal i must try that sometime [H] although i don't get many trying to race me [8-)] maybe it's because i'm in my stealthy wagon [] It's not that.........it's cos it's silver and that's not the fastest colour []
  8. Shame about tonight although I can't get along to the Wharf any way. 12 May sounds good and I'd have thought we could have got sufficient cars together to keep his prices to a minimum. Lets start A LIST lol 1. Baser999
  9. So that's why I never spotted you.........presume your stretched limo was bendy in the middle? Was on my way in to work [] Still, nearly home time.....come on 06:30 []
  10. Sadly, locking wheel nuts didn't do that scooby driver at Donnington a lot of good.....although I suppose they didn't steal his motor, at least left him the chassis poor bas*tard
  11. ................and I thought you meant the supermarket people lol
  12. Beware everyone - we have a hacker in our midst....................some young biker from Svelt is signing on in Hols name lol []
  13. Can't believe it either especially when you post the same thing 8 times lol [] Now that really is serious wh.oring
  14. Tania asked if we had to lead again.....................explained this was all part of the 'fun of navigating' for the organiser, apart from which I was the only one with a map lol . Any way she'll get to use the 2-way radio again and be able to chat to Daniela. Can we muster up some radios for the day.....beg, steal, borrow??
  15. Thought I'd been spotted but I was on my way out of Gravesend at 1:30 []
  16. Are we going to attend as a club?
  17. Have posted a thread on the Kent site - didn't know anything about it. [] working, but might be others interested - shame we didn't see the SIDC thread earlier.
  18. Did anyone know anything about this? http://forums.sidc.co.uk/forums/thread/859639.aspx http://www.mencapclassic.co.uk/home.htm Sadly I'm working but don't know if anyone else might be interested?
  19. Man is suffering with a teee..rrr...ii..bbl...eee stu...tt...eeeeeeer and goes to see his Doctor. "Doo...oooccc...ttt..or, I I I have this terr..ii..bb..leeee, stu..tt..er can you you you help me?" The doctor tells the guy to strip off and lay on the couch. After an initial check up the Doctor couldn't see what was wrong until the guy stood up to get dressed when and it became obvious. "Sir, you have an exceptionally large penis which when you stand up is putting extra strain on your abdominal muscles which in turn is pulling on your vocal chords" "Well,ll,ll how can tha..t tha..t be cured Doc?" "I would suggest we amputate six inches off your penis!" Reluctantly the man agrees, has the operation there and then and returns home. A month later he returns to see the Doctor. "Hi, Doctor, that amputation has certainly cured my stutter although my sex life is now virtually non-existent so I was wondering if I might have that piece of penis sewn back on" "F...F...F...F...F...uuuu..cccc...kkkk of...f!"
  20. It was put back a week. Apparently, Subaru were not expecting to sell out so quickly and nor were they expecting so much take up on optional extras. Number 094 is on a boat from Japan at the moment, due to dock next week - depending on weather. Just want to hope the ship don't go aground and some oicks in Cornwall claim 'smugglers rights' over it like they did with those Honda motorbikes............................alright I'll get my coat, but before I do theres a few motors spotted today Blue newage, 04/5 plate in Sainsburys Pepper Hill about 11:30, another blue newage, 04/5 plate in the garage by Lion roundabout Gravesend about 13:35 then a woman in a green classic wagon, S reg, along near Pear Tree Lane about 10 minutes later, Ignored me totally - no change there then lol
  21. Wayne, that sounds very much like an official statement you've picked up and read out m8 []
  22. Welcome aboard Baza...............will pm some contact numbers nearer the time ok . Know for a fact my sh*tty phone doesn't work abroad so will wait and see who's on the final list [Y]
  23. Tania asked if we had to lead again.....................explained this was all part of the 'fun of navigating' for the organiser, apart from which I was the only one with a map lol . Any way she'll get to use the 2-way radio again and be able to chat to Daniela. Can we muster up some radios for the day.....beg, steal, borrow??
  24. When I first ought mine a friend used to take the pee everytime a fellow scooby driver waved. Her partner then bought a Legacy and on the way back from the dealers a Scooby let them out of a junction ........and waved lol
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