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They'd think you were Wayne bloody Rooney or another premiership tart . . . then again, suppose they fall into the pimps category of a sort

". . . but the Pageant's on the 14th - that's 5 days beforehand - surely the babys room is gonna be done by then? Go on Rachel, let him out for a few hours - it'll be his last chance before all those sleepless nights begin to kick in

Looking good Ian

Think the next size up is called a Sherman or Centurion and has an effing great cannon on the top

. . . sounds a little sus. . . little package

3 fish fingers don't go far . . . . are you allowed to buy complete packets?

You spotted his April Fool as well Did you spot the second deliberate mistake? . . . . . PoRsers cruise . . . . sorry Hugh, we'll be like that when we're that old although I'm not far off now

seems like a good idea - saves people keep asking for directions

Lot of new guys and gals joined up lately and they all ask for maps, directions etc. Could I perhaps once again suggest that maps for, say, The Wharf and Notcutts and even The Mariners (?) be set up in the important topics section. Other venues could then be added if they become regular haunts

See that the London boys and gals have organised a run for 12 April - leaving the Ace Cafe around 7-730pm and ending up at the O2. This is Easter Sunday, the weekend of the Lydden rallycross although I believe anyone going is planning on the Monday. Anyone fancy a run out? Could always meet them halfway, although perhaps making an outing of it with eats at the Cafe before we left . . . . ?

Captain, you could take it for a test run and see just how slooooooooowly you can go in it

Worry about you Ian. . . .

Probably looking for somewhere he could have a pee - quick, where's Granby with his camera

Perhaps Neils going to be the next Davros in the new series of Dr Who but due to BBC cutbacks they're attaching him to an old shed rather than the body of a dalek

So that's why those little buildings are called coal-bunkers

Any spaces for the wheel refurb and dents? Whats the costs on these please?

. . . one of those fancy Italian breads innit

Sheepie posting a thread, Scoobytoo replying . . . . hello there strangers, where have you been?

Car's home, beautifully repaired again by Chris and his lads at CB Restoration Bit disappointed I had to lose the McRae Gathering sticker off the bonnet but then again no stone chips No more bloody buses! Cost a fortune in having to keep topping up the oyster card

Gary arranged mine with Highways who have done very little to get my present claim sorted - I'd like to think that if I ever needed to make a claim again (regardless of who was at fault) the insurance company would pursue the third party. I've finally received an email from Highways today in response to two I sent them last week when I asked if they would speak to the other parties insurers, explain the circumstances surrounding the accident and get them to admit their party was responsible. One party at Highways has said its her colleague dealing with that aspect so I should call him and given me his number - wtf ! He works for the same company and has had copies of the emails so why should I chase him - told her to get him to sort it although not holding my breath. By all means go ahead with Gary but check who he places the business with. I've told him I'll not renew with Highway

Should have been in Amsterdam today but because some effing dumpty wanted to park his car in the middle of the Old Kent Road for me to run into, we're still at home Car is in the garage awaiting parts - they've been sent wrong air-con radiator unit, can't get hold of a washer unit that goes on the bumper. . . . insurance company couldn't give a toss about getting the third party insurers to admit he was responsible and don't reply to emails, can't get me a courtesy car blah blah blah. Insurance up for renewal in June and will tell Gary Moulson to put renewal with another company. . . . .and how the hell do people survive having to rely on public transport? Happy birthday Tania

You paying these people as well? You can't just let the other firm walk away from this. I can see where you're coming from and want your car back on the road but surely you haven't got bottomless pockets? You can't let the matter just rest. If the second firm find a fault, get them to do you a complete report and try and resolve the issue with the original garage - failing any refund, suggest you speak to Trading standards