baser999

Try contacting Dean (aka Deano666 on here) - Larkins Automotive Services, based in Kemsley 07950 953824

I got a Toyota Auris (sure it was a spelling error ) when mine was off the run - crap motor although it was diesel and did have a wheel in each corner so saved walking

So he's already cancelled the first four concerts - apparently he needed more time to make sure the shows were just right. No worries, he's rescheduled for 9 months time He'll have melted by then

Might do me as a spare as I had to replace one when I had my front-end shunt a few months back - can you pm me a photo and I'll see if its the same

V-plated blue classic, gold wheels, blue seats - about 3pm yesterday - hope you didn't have to wait too long to get away

That's going to be one hell of a mod - fitting it in the back or alongside instead of the passenger seat?

Yep, was I - looking for a couple of those 'clips/studs/screw-thingys' that push through wheel liner into spoiler - sadly it seems I got to go to main dealer though unless anyone has a couple spare? Halfords do similar but not wide enough Mrs Lee spotted at Welling station last night waiting for Leebo - could walk home from there in ten minutes, save dragging Rachel out in her condition

It does good fish and chips with just one round . . . . . . . if you like your fish battered

Bought a Ricky Hatton toaster this morning - effing useless, wouldn't even do two rounds

. . . you'll be safer with a sheep . . . . . allegedly

Many congratulations for the big day Hugh - I'm still some years behind you You and Jill have a great time in the States with the family - we'll all have that drink when you get back

Is there an Interpreter out there anywhere?

Saw special offer somewhere yesterday (on here or S/net?) from Opie Oils - might want to check that out Matt as they were discounting some of the stock Have a look at Group buys

. . . . . the 100,000 mile mark - and still going as well as the day I bought it Now with clear side repeaters and front indicators

don't tend to read those bits - usually log in and straight into club stuff

Mrs Lee, still out and about then . . . squeezing the bump in behind the steering wheel then Rachel

Cheque is being handed over at Chester Racecourse on Sunday 9 August at 1pm - found a link on Scoobynet, perhaps someone could ship it across here? Just noticed that its also on SIDC in the General forum - Off topic - Announcements, courtesy of Phil

Blue classic, gold wheels on Rochester Way near Welling Way lights, about 5.15 yesterday afternoon - got a flash Silver classic S160 *** earlier in the afternoon , but can't remember where - would have been somewhere on the way back from Fulham

Bloke was short of money and didn't care for his wife any more so thought that he could solve both problems by insuring her life then having her bumped off. Took out the policy then set about finding someone to kill her. Eventually found a hitman called Artie who said he'd do the job for £5000 but insisted on money up front. Bloke said he had nothing until insurance came through. Artie asked for a deposit but all the bloke had was a pound coin tucked in the corner of his wallet. Feeling sorry for him, he accepted the £1 coin and said he would leave the rest until after the job was done. Couple of days later, Artie is stalking the wife in Tesco's. When she walks up the fresh produce aisle he seizes the opportunity to grab her round the neck and start throttling her. Unfortunately for him, the manager sees whats going on and tries to help but instead gets strangled for his troubles. Even worse for Artie the whole incident is on cctv and eventually he's overpowered by security staff until the police arrive and he's taken away. A week later he appears in court and the headlines appeared in the local paper . . . . . . . . . . . Artie chokes 2 for a £1 in Tesco :

Brilliant idea - brownie points to the man that came up with that idea

Worked for me - can I have your £1 off as well if you can't print the voucher :lol:

Pete invites his mum round for tea and to meet his new flat-mate Joe who she notices is very handsome and perhaps a little 'camp'. Although she'd suspected her son to be gay it was something he'd always denied - he simply referred to John as his flat-mate. A week later Joe was unable to find the frying-pan and said to Pete "Since your mum came round last week the frying-pan has been missing" Pete emailed his mum and asked if she'd taken it. "Dear mum, I'm not saying you did take the frying-pan, I'm not saying you didn't take the frying-pan but it's been missing ever since you came here for tea, love Pete" She replied "Dear Pete, I'm not saying you are sleeping with Joe, I'm not saying you're not sleeping with Joe, but if he'd been using his own bed this past week he'd have found the fecking frying-pan by now, love mum"

Might know someone - will speak to him when I get in tonight and get back to you if he's interested

Think most people know those speed cameras work under Canary Wharf so keep to the limits in there

Was a good night although it seemed the logistics of leaving Ace Cafe, getting on to the north circular then getting caught up at Hangar Lane lights inevitably meant groups being split up right at the start. Luckily me, T123vor and Dunks were following a guy who seemed to know where we were supposed to be going so he got us to the group waiting by the Albert Hall. Then went through the West End which was fun and attracted considerable attention but for whatever reason (unless it was planned) the car at the front then went over Westminster Bridge and regrouped on Waterloo Bridge. Next lead car then went through Strand u/pass and around Holborn area then back over Waterloo Bridge before conceding him and his mate didn't know where we were going! I then led along the embankment through Limehouse Link and Blackwell Tunnel but only two cars arrived at the O2 About 25 cars there, mainly groups A and B. Moral of this tale - take a co-driver who has a basic understanding of the route or can at least read the plans