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Saw special offer somewhere yesterday (on here or S/net?) from Opie Oils - might want to check that out Matt as they were discounting some of the stock Have a look at Group buys

. . . . . the 100,000 mile mark - and still going as well as the day I bought it Now with clear side repeaters and front indicators

don't tend to read those bits - usually log in and straight into club stuff

Mrs Lee, still out and about then . . . squeezing the bump in behind the steering wheel then Rachel

Cheque is being handed over at Chester Racecourse on Sunday 9 August at 1pm - found a link on Scoobynet, perhaps someone could ship it across here? Just noticed that its also on SIDC in the General forum - Off topic - Announcements, courtesy of Phil

Blue classic, gold wheels on Rochester Way near Welling Way lights, about 5.15 yesterday afternoon - got a flash Silver classic S160 *** earlier in the afternoon , but can't remember where - would have been somewhere on the way back from Fulham

Bloke was short of money and didn't care for his wife any more so thought that he could solve both problems by insuring her life then having her bumped off. Took out the policy then set about finding someone to kill her. Eventually found a hitman called Artie who said he'd do the job for £5000 but insisted on money up front. Bloke said he had nothing until insurance came through. Artie asked for a deposit but all the bloke had was a pound coin tucked in the corner of his wallet. Feeling sorry for him, he accepted the £1 coin and said he would leave the rest until after the job was done. Couple of days later, Artie is stalking the wife in Tesco's. When she walks up the fresh produce aisle he seizes the opportunity to grab her round the neck and start throttling her. Unfortunately for him, the manager sees whats going on and tries to help but instead gets strangled for his troubles. Even worse for Artie the whole incident is on cctv and eventually he's overpowered by security staff until the police arrive and he's taken away. A week later he appears in court and the headlines appeared in the local paper . . . . . . . . . . . Artie chokes 2 for a £1 in Tesco :

Brilliant idea - brownie points to the man that came up with that idea

Worked for me - can I have your £1 off as well if you can't print the voucher :lol:

Pete invites his mum round for tea and to meet his new flat-mate Joe who she notices is very handsome and perhaps a little 'camp'. Although she'd suspected her son to be gay it was something he'd always denied - he simply referred to John as his flat-mate. A week later Joe was unable to find the frying-pan and said to Pete "Since your mum came round last week the frying-pan has been missing" Pete emailed his mum and asked if she'd taken it. "Dear mum, I'm not saying you did take the frying-pan, I'm not saying you didn't take the frying-pan but it's been missing ever since you came here for tea, love Pete" She replied "Dear Pete, I'm not saying you are sleeping with Joe, I'm not saying you're not sleeping with Joe, but if he'd been using his own bed this past week he'd have found the fecking frying-pan by now, love mum"

Might know someone - will speak to him when I get in tonight and get back to you if he's interested

Think most people know those speed cameras work under Canary Wharf so keep to the limits in there

Was a good night although it seemed the logistics of leaving Ace Cafe, getting on to the north circular then getting caught up at Hangar Lane lights inevitably meant groups being split up right at the start. Luckily me, T123vor and Dunks were following a guy who seemed to know where we were supposed to be going so he got us to the group waiting by the Albert Hall. Then went through the West End which was fun and attracted considerable attention but for whatever reason (unless it was planned) the car at the front then went over Westminster Bridge and regrouped on Waterloo Bridge. Next lead car then went through Strand u/pass and around Holborn area then back over Waterloo Bridge before conceding him and his mate didn't know where we were going! I then led along the embankment through Limehouse Link and Blackwell Tunnel but only two cars arrived at the O2 About 25 cars there, mainly groups A and B. Moral of this tale - take a co-driver who has a basic understanding of the route or can at least read the plans

Just had a look at the Ace Cafe site and they've got a Decades of Performance Car Meet on from 4pm - 50yrs of modding from 50s to present day. All cars have to be Show Class - Ice cars, Show cars, Demo cars and . . . . . . . . .Show Girls

Nancy heard that her very elderly grandfather had died over the weekend and thought she'd go round and console her gran. Over a cup of tea she asked how her grandfather had died, after all he was in good health and she'd only seen him the previous week. Gran said that he died during a bout of lovemaking on the Sunday morning. "What?" said Nancy "You are both nearly 100 years old and lovemaking at that age must surely have had its risks?" "Oh no" said Gran "We used to make love once a week to the rhythm of the church bells welcoming everyone along to Sunday service - he used to go in when the bell 'dinged' and out when it 'donged'. . . . . . sadly last Sunday the ice-cream van passed by at the same time and it was all too much for him"

got T123vors number now

Will meet you at Ace Cafe as I'll not be away from Putney until 5 - did pm Trevor my mobile but have had no reply and no contact numbers with anyone else going along

Ian, unless you're going to the London tunnel run tomorrow I'll try and get past your place and drop the money in

Sick, poorly M reg classic in garage/bodyshop round the corner from me, where I had mine repaired in February . . . . . .and again in March Blue newage, personal plate V...Ren in Cemetery Lane Woolwich early this morning - probably at the boot fair?

Where's the thread gone? added our names to the Scoobynet thread Few cars coming over from Kent scoobies

Won't know for sure until tomorrow but assume that I'll meet you at Ace Cafe unless I post up on here otherwise ok Will pm you my mobile number so you can let me know if you others decide not to go

If you have a look at the London Regions thread there's a link to Scoobynet Southern Section (perhaps someone could put a direct link in here?) in which the route is laid out - plenty of opportunity to get lost They're meeting at Ace Cafe from 5.30 onwards and setting off from 7pm in small groups although there's over 35 names on the list already lol If we're going, I'd reckon we'd have to leave 4.30ish to guarantee getting there for 6? I might be over Fulham on Sunday so perhaps have to meet up en route although probably easier to meet you at Ace Cafe

Think I may have spotted you on Sunday in Welling - I was at the traffic lights at the end of Welling Way

See that Essex SC are meeting South East Scoobies for a run to Brighton - anyone here going? They're leaving Thurrock at 08.30 and meeting SES at Pease Pottage around 09.30

I know its perhaps asking the bleeding obvious, but if its a form is there any reason why it can't be posted?