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If its for a blob eye then you can get them from Grade A Subaru for around £100. Hope this helps Tony

1. Pele 2. Granby 3. SCOOBYTOO 4. eureka 5. dazzler 6. mean greanie 7, baser999 8. T123VOR 9. Dunks 10. Emmo 11. Yogi & Skippy 12.wedmonds 12a. Shiralee 1. Pele 2. Granby 3. SCOOBYTOO 4. eureka 5. dazzler 6. mean greanie 7, baser999 8. T123VOR 9. Dunks 10. Emmo 11. Yogi & Skippy 12.wedmonds 12a. Shiralee 14.Loony Toon ( should be finished work in time )

Looks good Andy [Y] I have the carbon bonnet with the grills but not the reverse scoop though. But i do not have a front mount lol Go for it [H]

1. Granby 2. Pele ( not sure what car this month lol) 3. eurika 4. dazzler (i shall attempt to be there if not at work) 5. wedmonds 6. gurnars (maybe going to japfest the following day, so might not be able to stay long) 7. Pants 8. scooby hoo? 9. carl0s ( i'm working days but i will try and make it ) 10. Yogi- and Terri 11. Dunks 12. Shiralee 13. hermiewrx 14. SCOOBYTOO 15. Daniel 16 Topher ( formerly scooby newbie ) 17. Big Jay ? (might have to chuck a sickie. sssshhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!) 18. T123VOR 19. VickyK & PaulK 20. Loony Toon ( should be able to make this one )

1. Pele - fitted polo and t-shirt (14) 2. VickyK - Fitted polo and T-Shirt (16) & Paul K - T shirt and polo shirt (Large) 3. LoonyToon - fitted polo & t-shirt (xl) Child one too []

Up to six points on your insurance for speeding related offences is acceptable to most insurance companies with no loading of your policy. As for contesting it i would not bother, you have been caught breaking the speed limit and if you did go to court they will make an example of you. If this happened they could add driving with undue care and attention to the charge too which itself carries up to a further 3-9 points, this is too close to ban territory for most people !!!! . 3 points and £60 fine is better than the possible 0-12 points and larger fine possibly with a ban. Kent police are hitting speeders hard at the moment so watch out for them !!!!!

A blonde hurries into the hospital emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off. "How did this happen?" the emergency room doctor asked her. "Well I was trying to commit suicide," the blonde replied. "What?" sputtered the doctor. "You tried to commit suicide by shooting off the tip of your finger?" "No, silly!" the blonde said. "First I put the gun to my chest, and I thought: "I just paid $6000 for these breast implants, I'm not shooting myself in the chest." "So, then?" asked the doctor. "Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought, "I just paid $3000 to get my teeth straightened, I'm not shooting myself in the mouth." "So, then?" "Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: This is going to make a loud noise, "so I put my finger in the other ear before I pulled the trigger."

1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. 2. Don't worry about what people think, they don't do it very often. 3. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian anymore than standing in a garage makes you a car. 4. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. 5. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before. 6. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 7. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious. 8. A person, who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person. (This is very important. Pay attention! It never fails.) 9. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program. 10. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip. 11. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. 12. A conscience is what hurts when all of your other parts feel so good. 13. Eat well, stay fit, die anyway. 14. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it. 15. No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes. 16. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand. 17. Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places. 18. Opportunities always look bigger going than coming. 19. Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.

Taking a woman to bed What is the difference between girls/woman aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68 and 78? At 8 -- You take her to bed and tell her a story. At 18 -- You tell her a story and take her to bed. At 28 -- You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed. At 38 -- She tells you a story and takes you to bed At 48 -- She tells you a story to avoid going to bed. At 58 -- You stay in bed to avoid her story. At 68 -- If you take her to bed, that'll be a story! At 78 -- What story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you???

A farmer got pulled over by a state trooper for speeding, and the trooper started to lecture the farmer about his speed, and in general began to throw his weight around to try to make the farmer uncomfortable. Finally, the trooper got around to writing out the ticket, and as he was doing that he kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing around his head. The farmer said, "Having some problems with circle flies there, are ya?" The trooper stopped writing the ticket and said"Well yeah, if that's what they are, I never heard of circle flies." So the farmer says "Well, circle flies are common on farms. See, they're called circle flies because they're almost always found circling around the back end of a horse." The trooper says, "Oh," and goes back to writing the ticket. Then after a minute he stops and says, "Hey...wait a minute, are you trying to call me a horses ass?" The farmer says, "Oh no, officer. I have too much respect for law enforcement and police officers to even think about calling you a horses ass." The trooper says, "Well, that's a good thing," and goes back to writing the ticket. After a long pause, the farmer says, "Hard to fool them flies though."

A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly. She says, "What's the story?" He replies, "Just crap in the carburettor" She asks, "How often do I have to do that?" []

A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The Russian said, "We were the first in space!" The American said, "We were the first on the moon!" The Blonde said, "So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!" The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads. "You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!" said the Russian. To which the Blonde replied, "We're not stupid, you know. We're going at night!!!!!!! Well I liked it anyway !!

Already have ............. yes it works [] Been telling people about it for ages lol saved my bacon a few times [] Although new police fines now say you have to send the RIGHT amount to them within 28 days to take up the conditional offer of points and a fine, if you do indeed send a cheque for more money they are no then taking things to the courts, which could end up with you getting worse !!!!!!!

Already have ............. yes it works [] Been telling people about it for ages lol saved my bacon a few times [] Although new police fines now say you have to send the RIGHT amount to them within 28 days to take up the conditional offer of points and a fine, if you do indeed send a cheque for more money they are no then taking things to the courts, which could end up with you getting worse !!!!!!!

Im not MaD !! ...................................[] So my shirink says anyway []

Dont forget its the May Day run for 20000+ bikers the next day so there will be police out setting up road blocks etc all day on the sunday, getting sorted for the monday [] Dont know if this will effect your day out in the area , but worth keeping your eyes peeled for the unmarked police cars !!!!!

Well they better not be ORANGE or GREY lol not after all the hassle last time

They do fit all you have to do is change the runners on the front seat and as said by Dal the rears are a little tight !!!! Easy job should only take and hour tops hope this helps Tony

Time for a EVO i think, they have made a saab/vauxhall astra hybrid !!!!!!!!!!! No individualality at all, sick IMHO

1. Granby 2. Yogi- "N" Terri 3. Dunks (Subject to date) 4. Markie and Lin + double trouble 5. Shrek + Shrekettes 6. Baser999 and Tania (subject to date) 7. T123VOR (& Su2anne & the 8oys?) 8. Shiralee 9. Still Grinning (06th May) 10. Herman & Scuzz (any of the days are good for us) 11. Loony Toon ( subject to date etc ) Might actually make it []

Well actually ............. uuummmm..........eeeerrrrrrrrr.........................[:#] P.s ....Love ya really mate [Y]

Might be able to make it [] depends on the little one and how tired she is [] Hope the weather holds out for you all , see you soon Tony []

Oh this is fun !!!! Think we have been here before !!!!!![] Can I have a harlequin top so I can fit in with everyone [] Still think the one colour is the best way to go, that way we wont look like a total rabble at shows and meets[]

Well were does it all begin.......... To get some decent pwer and still remain safe I would go for Full decat Uprated fuel pump ( more for protection ) Panel filter Remap , Jolly green can do this for £300 on a new age !!! This will see you around the 285bhp/280ftlb which is the limit for the standard TD04 turbo and is what im running at the moment [H] If you want a little more then i would go for ... TD05 or VF34 turbo Sti pink injectors Cold air induction Kit Full decat Remap again by Jolly Green This will give you anything from 330-380 bhp and 350ftlb As for gearboxes, they are fine for 350 bhp/350ftlb but then can go pop after that !!!!!! You will need to uprate your clutch but i think that is always best anyway[Y] But the standard one will go eventually anyway [] Dont forget that if youadd more power you will need to sort out the brakes and suspension accordingly [] Baser, if you remap a standard car you can get a further 30 bhp and similar torg because uk cars are mapped very safely for fuelling etc, jolly green can do this for you [Y] Hope it helps Tony

I know, lets put it to a vote [:#] Seriously though, although Kentscoobies is part of the SIDC should the cards not be giving information about the local club which is where new members will be coming along to ?? Kentscoobies should feature before the SIDC, at the end of the day we will all become members anyway.