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ABSOLUTELY! - but the wife does not know abou tit yet Russell

Carl - no worries M8, I am home on the 5th, off to the USA on the 6th and back on the 19th! Russell ps - I cannot take any orders for parts, I already have to bring back a couple of GT30R and an HKS 3037 along with a couple of 44mm Tial Wastegates

<< Wuz - I nipped round your hairdresser to get your sweepings >> NICE ANSWER, ROTFLMAO Russell

Bloody hell - another Driller in the Aberdeen area with a Scooby! Were breeding like flies. Russell ( Drilling for Transocean in India)

At least you didn't have to find a white hairpiece to complete the outfit M8 Russell

Well.......................................................Turkey Curry was not too far off the mark TBH! Trying to get a group of Indians and Americans singing "Good King Wenceslas" in unison IS NOT EASY!!!!!!!!!! - so we gave up and headied back to the mulled wine Russell

Have a great one guys and girls It's now midnight here and we are running riser, lots of Carol singing on the rig floor ( bunch of poofs!) and a little mulled wine.................................................don't tell the company man BAH! HUMBUG! Russell

WAKEY, WAKEY! It's 11am over here and I thought I'd give you all an early morning alarm call Russell

Crikey Grant - If you'd told me, I'd have fitted the OE D/P to your car B4 I left to come out here Russell

SORRY! - I forgot that that was the world WORST kept secret! Russell

I know the Downpipe is correct! Sounds to me like somone is pulling a fast one M8, take none of it! Russell

<< i know mate. my mods are top secret and shalll remain like that. similar to Mr John C >> SECRET - I fitted them so I know what they are! - Not much of a secret then? Russell

<< As long as you are all safe the money means nothing >> TRY TELLING ONGC THAT! Russell

<< Plus it keeps his Defi's warm >> PMSL Russell

Pm backatcha! MACCA! Russell

<< how did i miss you having 1 bhp short of me homie? what with the lighter car an all that your be nearly as quick out of the bends >> Yes M8 - I have 1 bhp less then you BUT............... 1 - I have 15 lb/ft more torque 2 - I am only running 1.4bar 3 - my car is not as "fat" as yours ScoobyUK300 - only having a little light hearted humour M8! Russell

<< More Defis than your average defi stockist too! >> I seem to be doing OK in that department as well Russell

Right, you piss-taking muppets, "drive-off" is either where the vessel loses power completely and we move off location (AKA "drive-down") with no power OR where we lose DP (Dynamic Positioning) station-keeping and "drive off" away from the well location. Nasty, buttock-clenching stuff I can tell you. My hands are still shaking. Russell ( off to get fresh underwear)

Craig - don't seem to have any mail from you M8 Was going to look a little earlier but we just had a "drive off" on the ship so all hell has broken loose. Not fun when your drilling at 10000' and then the drillship loses all power and you start floating away. Nasty but we disconnected in good time so we might be able to salvage the well...........................or we've wasted about $2.7 million of ONGC's money Russell

OOPS! Sorry, forgot about the new engine in the garage......HONEST I'll post up specs and pics once I get back onshore! Russell

<< That goes for all the "sleepers" as well, DRB5, Coulty, Playsatan, Wuz. Bare yer engine bay. >> ME? Nothing much to be honest, it's pretty much standard Russell

You'll find one now and again on Ebay M8, they are about 20 qiud AFAIK! Russell ps - If Ken can't get to you for Saturday, I have a spare one for you if needed!

I LOVE IT 32 degrees Celcius, Drilling for 12 hours, Music on, Air-con on.........It doesn't get much better! Russell

Grant - if you are desperate, speak to Ken Ross, who has the Scootish SIDC OE "double-cat" centre pipe! Your car will have come with no Centre Cat. The STi's never had one! If the Centre cat supplied by the importers is too narrow, it'll probably be from a SPORT as they ran a 2" system instead of a 2.5" system on a Turbo. Russell

Know of ANYONE selling a Skyline? Russell