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Christ if she did clean it there would be no paint left on the car[] she only uses brillo pads[] perhaps she could come down to your's and practice on your car[] might get those funny pink stains off [][][]

Thats the pot calling the kettle black for sure[]

cracking answer[Y]

thought i'd put this in here aswell[H] http://forums.sidc.co.uk/forums/thread/916043.aspx

He must of been on some kind of point scoring system[] a complete hit like that must of been 10 out of 10[] erm why would you want to stand on the outside of a hairpin corner[8-)]

just a Minor misjudgment & some harris fencing[] You got the touch up paint yet [:$] still waiting[]

[:^)] i didnt buy any coffee's??? Na not you baz, i was on about the other baz you know the road hog in the blue classic[]

fpmsl[]

just a Minor misjudgment & some harris fencing[]

Lins work mostly[Y] We all know that just didn't want to embarrass you any further lol We could all see how inferior you felt when you spotted that other blokes equipment on the top bend and quickly put yours back in your trouser pocket [] Lin was very impressed with his equipment[] but she always tells me small is better[][][][] Oh by the way Barry, a very BIG THANKS for the [C] you bought us[Y] luckily we managed to make our way out of Brands without buying a round of coffees[][][]

Just put a dishwasher tablet in the bucket[] your car will sparkle like no other[] failing that meguiars gets my vote[Y]

No, he's waiting to see what colour "Smiley Shadow" has!!!![] []

ROAR that was no gent, we need to take out an injunction to stop him stalking us[]

Lins work mostly[Y]

lol,not that one,this one... Three vampires walk into a bar and order drinks. The first vampire asks for blood. The second vampire asks for blood. The third vampire asks for some hot water. The bartender is baffled. "Why don't you want blood like everyone else?" "Because," says the third vampire, pulling out a USED tampon, "I'm making tea." [] [+o(]

Yep we see a few today[]

, i'm think there are other differences which i'm sure someone will enlighten us to [] There is 1 big difference thats not been mentioned, the shape of the car[][]

why aint you the other end of the country then??[]

Keep trying Dean, i'm sure he will get back to you if you leave him a message on his answer phone[Y]

[] pmsl @ 2nd joke

Hope they dont make us park on the right just before the gate cause thats a bloody long walk[] suppose we should not complain its FREE after all[H][Y]

Barry i think 1 of the differences would be the exhaust as i believe they change this( sure someone will comfirm this) other than that i cant see what would be different, but hey what do i know[]

what a knob jocky[] reminds me of the limehouse link blunder[:$][][]