markie

Weather looks ok for tomorrow[Y] probably be getting there for 10ish

enjoyed that[Y]

PPP is a form of healthcare package - have it fitted and you'll feel good forever [] Can anyone explain, in laymans terms please, why this upgrades not suitable for my 2000 classic - is there a real difference between a 00 and an 01? Would love to have it done but the car's a year too old [:'(] Barry i think they ment you was to old not your car[][]

deja vu......................................................[]

all right BIG GOB no need to shout[]

yep got it[Y] cheers[]

Blimey Micky, first your working and theres a rumour that markies working as well, whats going on [:^)] You should not listen to rumours they are usually wrong[]

not showing for me either[:^)]

Vectra comes to mind[][]

S*d work that can wait[] me & Lin will pop along to this[Y]

you have put a cushion on the drivers seat so you can see over te steering wheel[]

see you there[]

NINE MONTHS LATER Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. So they loaded up Jack's minivan and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. So they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night. "I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all to myself, but I'm recently widowed," she explained. "I'm afraid the neighbours will talk if I let you stay in my house" Don't worry," Jack said. "We'll be happy to sleep in the barn. And if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light." The lady agreed, and the two men found their way to the barn and settled in for the night. Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on their way. They enjoyed a great weekend of skiing. But about nine months later, Jack got an unexpected letter from an attorney. It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally determined that it was from the attorney of that attractive widow he had met on the ski weekend. He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked, "Bob, do you remember that good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our ski holiday up north about 9 months ago?" "Yes, I do." said Bob "Did you, er, happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and pay her a visit?" "Well, um, yes, "Bob said, a little embarrassed about being found out, "I have to admit that I did." "And did you happen to use my name instead of telling her your name?" Bob's face turned beet red and he said, "Yeah, look, I'm sorry, buddy. I'm afraid I did." Why do you ask?" "She just died and left me everything."[]

A woman decides to have a face-lift for her 47th birthday. She spends £20,000 and feels pretty good about the results. On her way home she stops at a news-stand to buy a paper. Before leaving she asks the sales clerk, "I hope you don't mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?" "About 32," the clerk replies. "I'm actually 47," the woman says happily. A little while later she goes into McDonald's and asks the counter girl the same question - She replies, "I'd guess about 29." The woman replies, "Nope, I am 47!" Now she is feeling really good about herself. While waiting for the bus home, she asks an old man the same question. He replies, "I'm 78 and my eyesight is going. Although, when I was young, there was a sure way to tell how old a woman was, but it requires you to let me put my hands down your knickers. Then, I can tell exactly how old you are." They waited in silence on the empty street until curiosity got the best of the woman and she finally says, "What the hell, go ahead". The old man slips both hands down her knickers and begins to feel round. After several minutes she says, "Okay stop now, how old am I?" He removes his hands slowly and says, "You are 47." Stunned, the woman says, "That is amazing. How do you know?" The old man replies......, "I was behind you in the queue at McDonald's."[]

Real shame[] it's the only rally that was on our door step[:^)] looks like there will be no more events held there again[:'(]

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When asking the kids what they wanted to eat, Shane inocently asked for a conf-ucky fried chicken[] laugh i nearly bought a round[]

You don't look old enough mate. That confirms it you surely need glasses[]

[] Hello stranger, where you been? Now that would be telling[][] oh ok then, bloody sinternet problems[:@]all sorted now[Y] Nothing to do with me [] Now you come to mention it, it seems to date back to when you interfered with the computer[][]

Hello stranger, where you been? Now that would be telling[][] oh ok then, bloody sinternet problems[:@]all sorted now[Y]

Have not got a clue what you mean[:$][]

definetly Lin [] i would of been much further in front[] they dont call me the fastest grandad in the south for nothing[Y]

Once the info is available i will sort out a time & place to meet up [Y]

Is there a connection then Barry[][]

Was a great spot to watch from [H] think that bloke needed a nappie after getting splashed[] he must of stank rotten time he got home[]