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markie

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  1. Cheeky so & so[][]
  2. Grandma and Grandpa were watching a healing service on TV. The Evangelist called to all who wanted to be healed to go to their TV set, place one hand on the TV and the other hand on the body part where they wanted to be healed. Grandma got up and slowly hobbled to the TV, placed her right hand on the set and her left hand on her arthritic shoulder that was causing her great pain. Then Grandpa (Dabane) got up, went to the TV and placed his right hand on the set and his left hand on his private parts. Grandma scowled at him and said, "I guess you just Don't get it, do you??!! The purpose of doing this is to heal the sick, NOT to Raise the dead!!!"<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /> []
  3. OK Sunday Drive Out To Maidstone then []
  4. Have to agree with you about parking in a multi.............. just as well go to maidstone[] mind you it would be worth paying a £1 each and blasting right to the top then back down again[][]
  5. Brilliant pics Baz[Y]
  6. >>>An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old buggy one cold >>>blustery day. <?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /> >>>The daughter said to her mother, "My hands are freezing cold." >>>The mother replied "Put them between your legs. Your body heat will >>>warm them up." >>>The daughter did - and her hands warmed up. >>>The next day the daughter was riding with her boyfriend who said, "My >>>hands are freezing cold." The girl replied, "Put them between my legs. The warmth of my body will warm them up." He did and warmed his hands. The following day the boyfriend was again in the buggy with the daughter. He said, "My nose is cold." The girl replied "Put it between my legs. The warmth of my body will warm it up." He did and warmed his nose. The next day the boyfriend was again driving with the daughter and he said, "My pen!s is frozen solid." The following day the daughter was driving in the buggy with her mother, and she says to her mother, "Have you ever heard of a pen!s?" Slightly concerned the mother said, "Why, yes. Why do you ask?" The daughter replies, "They make one hell of a mess when they defrost, don't they?" [+o(][] <?XML:NAMESPACE PREFIX = U1 />
  7. Rear end camera action[] DISGUSTING[][]
  8. GOD WHY DID I NOT TAKE OUT THOSE GAUGES [] OH YES YOU TOLD ME NOT TO D'OH D'OH D'OH[][][] im now [:'(]
  9. Directions & map printed (30 of) have stayed with the same route as last year due to high numbers attending[H] Please fill up with fuel before you get to Nottcuts as the convoy to Hastings will NOT be stopping on route 3/4 of a tank will be plenty sufficient [] If you have walkie talkies then bring them along[Y] This is a family day trip out & the convoy will keep within the speed limits[Y] appart from the weather this was a great day out last year[] parking will be decided on the day as weather conditions will dictate on parking availibillity[Y] Hope you all enjoy the day[]
  10. Our cars of course[] Oh & the bride & groom looked great [][]
  11. Have a fantastic day, & wishing you all the very best for the future[Y] Mark Lin & double trouble
  12. pmsl think i spotted Granby at the back[][]
  13. http://forums.sidc.co.uk/forums/thread/934683.aspx
  14. [8-)] he says he's all booked up Barry [:$] I read it that Eurotunnel was all booked up - so who's a silly rrrrrrrse then fpmsl what a...................................[]
  15. Pleased to be of assistance[Y] just buy me a pint or 8 next time[]
  16. its on the B2042[]
  17. Shame we can not make this, but if your after a good pub try the Woodman. It is on the road that takes you from riverhead to east grinstead cant remember the road number of the top of my head when i get chance i will have a look at the map[Y]
  18. Ah but does'nt NO mean YES[] so just say YES & it would of meant NO that way it will be.....................................sorry red wine talking[][]
  19. fpmsl @you lot[] i detect a hint of green eye[]
  20. You've been reading Scoobynet [] hope everything is OK [Y] No my info came from chris, i put this same info on snet for them to see the reason how it 1[][]
  21. Lins pictures [Y] http://forums.sidc.co.uk/forums/thread/930675.aspx
  22. Was a good day [Y] shame we had to leave before the superfinal [] My informant has told me the Exige won the superfinal due to Jordan/ Carnigie/ Steve Hill all totaling their cars [] apparently Jordan's will need a re shell[]
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