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Andy thanks again, the bills paid[] and good luck with the house. Well started the day as most who go to Andys do for the first time, down the end of dead end street with no sign of a garage, so much for aa route finder. As a few of you who i spoke to at the rolling road day at dastek know i was slightly disappointed with car as it was probably 20 horses down on what i was expecting. I told andy what had been done to the car and we went off for our first runs, we came back and andy made a few adjustments to the car as it wasnt making the figures that he was expecting either. We went off and had a few more runs then returned to the garage. Going by andy calculations the car is now running about 265 bhp and about 265lbf.ft of torque he said himself that he expected more and he has seen more with the same mods that i have, so there a couple of things that i need to try but to say i am delighted would be an understatement the car is totally different from this morning when i left the house and even on the motorway cruising at 80 mph in fiifth when i put the foot down it pulls a lot better than ever before. So hopefully a couple of little adjustments and i should have an extra 20 ponies and some more torque.[][]

Cheers mate[Y]

Is there a shell station near to his workshop?

Cheers for the comments guys. Andy you will need to get past my dog first! Cal i read your right up when you posted it and was impressed and reading it again now just makes me look forward to tomorrow even more[]

Going to visit port seton tomorrow[][]

Here's a handy site for any one planning a trip to the ring, corner by corner description. http://members.chello.be/sf15211/nordschleife.pdf

yes thats the one!! My cars going into andy f's at the end of the month to let him work his magic. Do you think i could the fastest time for a boat down the strip?

I was up with my mate in his yellow lotus elise.

"Your lucky thou, u dont have to worry to much about bhp, was watching u @ crail [Y] ...made mine look like a 1100cc" Me too i was at the start line as jc pulled up and squirted something on his intercooler and i thought what the f@ck was that but then i saw the pictures when i got back.

That seems a very good price.

Congratulations higgy[Y]

TO MY DEAR WIFE: During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days. The following is a list of why I did not succeed more often: 54 times the sheets were clean 17 times it was too late 49 times you were too tired 20 times it was too hot 15 times you pretended to be sleep 22 times you had a headache 17 times you were afraid of waking the baby 16 times you said you were too sore 12 times it was the wrong time of the month 19 times you had to get up early 9 times you said weren't in the mood 7 times you were sunburned 6 times you were watching the late show 5 times you didn't want to mess up your new hairdo 3 times you said the neighbors would hear us 9 times you said your mother would hear us Of the 36 times I did succeed, the activity was not satisfactory because: 6 times you just laid there 8 times you reminded me there's a crack in the ceiling 4 times you told me to hurry up and get it over with 7 times I had to wake you and tell you I finished 1 time I was afraid I had hurt you because I felt you move KEEP READING....... ===================================================== <?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /> TO MY DEAR HUSBAND: I think you have things a little confused. Here are the reasons you didn't get more than you did: 5 times you came home drunk and tried to screw the cat 36 times you did not come home at all 21 times you didn't cum 33 times you came too soon 19 times you went soft before you got in 38 times you worked too late 10 times you got cramps in your toes 29 times you had to get up early to play golf 2 times you were in a fight and someone kicked you in the balls 4 times you got it stuck in your zipper 3 times you had a cold and your nose was running 2 times you had a splinter in your finger 20 times you lost the notion after thinking about it all day 6 times you came in your pajamas while reading a dirty book 98 times you were too busy watching TV Of the times we did get together: The reason I laid still was because you missed and were screwing the sheets. I wasn't talking about the crack in the ceiling, what I said was, "Would you prefer me on my back or kneeling?" The time you felt me move was because you farted and I was trying to breathe

Thats the one!!! Also should have added the banter is top notch aswell.

Best Experiance. My best expreriance so far was the highland run we went on last year, i had only had the car a few months and i took my brother along as co-pilot. The roads were amazing ( another big thanks to squirrel and imy) and i had my brother grabbing the sides of the seats times as we went over blind summits only for the road to drop away on the other side and have a slight turn that i wasnt expecting. Funny Experiance At the same run 1) seeing gumball turn up in the full race suit. 2) Coming round a corner to find a cyclist going the other way calling me and the other drivers a w***er. I take it some of the first cars through that road must have gave him a fright.[] 3) When the police turned up at the fist stop saying they had reports of a group of cars travelling at speed and the car park was full of scoobs with the bonnets open trying to cool down. Worst Experiance Having to fill the c@nt up every couple of days when i could be spending the money on mods.

Well done Gus hope you enjoy the new job.[Y]

Col this clip shows my mate chasing the porsche and he thinks one of his laps was about the 58 second mark. He has a lotus elise with a honda type r engine. http://video.google.co.uk/videoplay?docid=...384421698507345

Russ did the porsche look like this one?

Grant these guys are top notch and the set up the have for doing geometry is top class. http://www.extreme-motorsport.co.uk/

This is a video of my mate in his elise ( with a honda type r engine) having some fun on knockhill with a 500bhp porsche. He was at knockhill last thursday having some fun with the porsche then on sunday we were up at crail in the morning http://video.google.co.uk/videoplay?docid=-3355060758327579 http://video.google.co.uk/videoplay?docid=...700230696240273 and then left at lunch time to go to knockhill for the afternoon track session and the porsche driver was back again.The porsche was extremely quick up the straight but my mate was better through the twisty bits. The porsche looked like this one .

I think the subaru one should fit the sti contact steve nairn sti and get a look at his. I think there might a picture of his car in the for sale section.

Last items bought were a set of defi gauges, next on the list is an oil change and a visit to andy f booked for the end of the month[][].

Andy we posted at the same time, a picture of mcrae above.

Nice video Graham. Did you not get yourself and waggonwheels?

Nice pictures peter[H]