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Wussy? me? No, I just miss my brutal, murderous, flesh ripping pets. Must buy more piranhas. Noticed there's a tank with a fairly mean looking specimen in ATS. Hmmm, fishnap maybe?!

No worries, I won't do you over. This time...... Normally would be out for cheeseburgers but it's looking promising for a change of menu to furburger this weekend. Wish me luck! Go on then, say what a nice boost controller I've just bought!! £120 (new) and they're a good £270 to buy in the UK. Go me!

Hell yeah foo' - I'm still mourning the loss of my dearly beloved piranhas so I'm going to see the happy cartoon fishies!

So I'm relegated to being an "etc" eh? Cheers mate! I think I may be "otherwise engaged" on Friday evening if my skullduggerous plans reach fruition...... Not sure about Sat though. Backbox & buff up on Sat all being well but dunno about the evening. YAY!!! I can tame the rogue boost at last! - My new boost controller!

One prawn cracker eh? That's like me saying "Go on then, just one pint! And I mean ONE!" I can't make it I'm afraid as I'm off looking for Nemo this evening (and I don't mean I'm going to the Cave! Not far from it though....)

If I can make it up on Saturday again I probably will but I think I've got a fairly busy day to be honest. Will have to wait and see. I'm sure Dave's fraulein would be insignificant when compared to the powers of 'the beast' (and I don't mean your car Jon!). I made a nasty 'mistake' after a few too many in colours one night last year and ended up being stalked for a couple of months by a gruesome behemoth, the sight of whom would make even hardiest of men run like a beatch! She wouldn't get the message, and seemed to be there wherever I went. It wasn't nice I can tell you. In many ways it wasn't nice.

I can hear it! Normally I'd be paranoid that it would still be knocking lightly before the point where it can be heard but the old RSs like mine had a notoriously sensitive knock sensor that cuts the ignition when it even hears a noisy lifter let alone any genuine knock. If I get a boost controller I'll knock it down 2 to 4 psi and then take things from there.

Yeah I think I was looking at some of his stuff on ebay last night funnily enough. Surely a boost controller would be the safer of the two to get first as it means I can lower my boost limit to below the point where it starts to knock (about 14psi ish), whereas with the knocklink it would still be capable of knocking just as badly if I wasn't careful with the loud pedal, just with some lights that frighten me at the same time. I'd have thought lowering the boost would come first surely in terms of preventing an expensive boom?

Cunning technique eh? Loud? It's positively a stealth scoob compared to the day before with just the downpipe on it! It'll hopefully be louder this evening if I manage to secure me a nice wide bore backbox for it too. Think I'm going to have to invest in a boost controller too if I can find a relatively cheap electronic one. That'll sort the knocking for now, then maybe stuff like knocklink & WI later.....

Oh, and as a tip for anyone who didn't do too well, my approach of saying "I don't like the look of this stand - I'm sure I'm going to miss them all" seemed to have a fairly successful reverse psycology effect! All good fun.

Quality afternoon's shooting there. Good work everyone, and cheers to Jon for sorting it out!

That's because all you lightweights scarpered after a couple a jars! Went downstairs to find y'all, and got told by Neil that you'd all buggered off already! Tut tut!. Me, I'm awake physically but I'm far from being alive yet. Need to get this damn zorst sorted today too.......

I too, will attempt to be there circa 21:00 hours. Most likely as a billy meself!

Yes but who are they though? They could be......assimilated!

As long as it's in the afternoon you can definitely count me in (won't be up early as I'll be on a birthday pissup on Saturday night). Neil - I'll take the barrett off you as I don't have one in my collection yet. I can do a nice display like flying ducks on the wall with my MP5 A3 and Steyr AUG!

And me! The increasingly loud grindy noise when I dare to use my brakes is almost becoming tiresome!

It'd be good to meet up with some more of you guys too - you all seem a decent bunch so far. Hee hee! I'm sure all will become clear in due course. It's basically a scene from Menace II Society/Don't be a menace to south central whilst drinking your juice in the hood. Two excellent films. Besides, it's my 29th on wednesday so I expect I'll be out friday/saturday, meaning there's a good chance of visiting the good ol' Outback.

Well, it's possible I may trundle along again myself and demonstrate how to get properly hammered as I have been known to once or twice in the outback. Ain't that right Neil? Am always good as gold though..... CHEESEBURGERS/SUBARUS!

True, true. Still, it's not the same as when it was the tardis and I used to get the "throne" kept for me every week in the corner upstairs by my pals. Yay!!! My new zorst is here! Shame I don't have a backbox to use with it yet though.

Cheers matey! You'd know better than me anyway. Was a funny night. Last night on the other hand was relatively poo. Couldn't get into the groove properly despite planet drowning amounts of grog. Hmmm, there's beer nicely chilled in the fridge right now thinking about it......

Hee hee! PLEEEEEZ man!

I know. It was an accident. I stocked up on booze beforehand using a devious combination of my petrol card and the wessex garage's grog section. I was all set for a quiet one in until one of my evil mates bullied me into going out. I'm sure he's a bad influence..... OOooh! My head!

Can't afford to go out drinking until next weekend sadly hence the staying in drinking thing! You out on the sauce then Jon? Sick how? Are you pining badly for the scoob? Have a good one all of you anyway. I expect my sad ass will be online quite a bit this evening anyway if anyone else is about...

Chances are I'll be spending my last few pennies on a bottle of tesco fake JD then larging it massive with some video games & dvds. Still I may do a couple of drive bys first depending on what time I decide to hit the bottle!

Might give them a buzz then - cheers! I've a mate who can do it but I can't get hold of him, the rotter! Yeah I'll be out & about although I might be out on the bike this weekend too. Anyway I'm often to be seen pootling around douglas seeing as I live there! Just don't want to be driving up & down the prom endlessly. If I wanted to do that all night I'd get a corsa or saxo! By the way, has anyone seen that gay looking burgundy beemer? A five door with black windows and a really fast & furious spoiler on the boot? I want a picture of it for the barryboys site. They drive like a tosser as I just saw them belting down victoria street at about 45-50 at lunchtime. The ring end! Surprised it hasn't got R plates on it!